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Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate
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i heard that if you dip ur balls in soy sauce you can taste it, so i dipped my nuts in every sauce I had to see which ones i could taste
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anleitung für den besten sex eures lebens:
- linker fuß hoch
- dreeehen
- UND STOP
- dreimal nach rechts gucken (1, 2, 3)
- und jetzt kommt der beckenstoß (optional hui sagen)
- auf dem linken fuß landen (wichtig!)
- zeit für hüftschwung, schön kreisen lassen
- das das und VOILA
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Yall will say every single letter in Tchaikovsky and Schwarzenegger but say racist ass garbage like this when it comes to African names. Smh
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You’ll be at work talking to an older coworker like “we’ve had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse” and your coworker will be like “good! I love when it’s hot 😃 and hate when it’s cold 😡”
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There is no easy way to talk about this. This week the UN announced we are on track to reach up to 3.1° Celsius of warming. We are slated to blow past the goals of the Paris Accords. Here's what this means. (1/9) 🧵
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eating disorder? yeah man i'm eating dis order of french fries hahahahaha but yeah no my relationship with food is lowkey not great
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i think the apple’s bottom right to the core from all the jeans passed down from all the apples boots with the fur
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TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think
HARRIS: not true.
TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

















