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greedo

@needoll_cake

. 🇸🇾🇱🇧 @BSC_YB . Host of the official soup time podcast

Joined November 2013
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godzilla vs kong except i’m their mutual friend and am trying my best to smooth things out between them
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Eating large pizza by myself
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Might just blow my resident salary on this and eat off my patients’ food trays for the next month
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Half time show is woke nonsense
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Shark Tank
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What's a show that sucks but has W goons?
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Me at the queer led sober social club
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Everywhere, a queer-led, sober social club, is coming to an Uptown rooftop. blockclubchi.co/4mA5osD
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Nurse at work asked me if I’ve ever gotten my ass eaten #watdatmean
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Palm Sunday or whatever anyways anyone here on birth control ??
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6 laugh reactions in my group chat , yeah I think I still got it
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My therapist is about to get a Deshaun Watson level guaranteed money deal out of me this next couple weeks
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Taking an L so massive today that it will permanently alter the totality of my mind>>>
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The west hates seeing sensitive young men
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@khamenei_ir3 Sep 2013
U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower
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When I hear steely Dan I imagine that’s how a dog feels when it sees a bone or tennis ball
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when you lose the one you wonted
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t✩@yourg0ldteethFeb 2
cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan
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One of the worst pieces of bread I've ever had in my life. I just don't get it.
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A McDonald's Disaster youtu.be/uqk4Z_d0q3M
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Not a dog person but if Brian Griffin was up for adoption I’d make an exception
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I think it’s weird that we can see our patient’s body count in their medical chart
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Part of growing up is realizing both my Bm’s is mid smh I need to get some bad bitches pregnant asap 🤦🏽‍♂️
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