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Neil Roarty

@neilroarty

all opinions my own. Except on the #Scotswatch tag. Those are just facts.

 Glasgow/London/USA
Joined July 2010
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It's back - best account on here @MascotSilence
Mascots Minute Silence (@MascotSilence) profile pictureMascots Minute Silence@MascotSilenceNov 6
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£14,000 worth of drugs, chips and a live lamb and he gets away with it. Never been prouder to be Scottish #Scotswatch
BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews) profile pictureBBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNewsNov 2
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Police officers found the animal in the back seat of John McNeil's car on the M74 in Glasgow.

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Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Police officers found the animal in the back seat of John McNeil's car on the M74 in Glasgow.

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How can a man paid to write about football not think that Mbappe is top 10 in the world. Journalists who are totally out of line with other voters should lose their jobs for incompetence #Scotswatch
SCOTBALL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@scotball_) profile pictureSCOTBALL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@scotball_Oct 31
REVEALED: Scotland’s juror on the Ballon d’Or panel, John Greechan of @edinburghsport, selected England captain Harry Kane as his winner. Of the 100 journalists representing the top 100 nations in the FIFA rankings, Greechan was the only juror to select Bayern Munich and France centre-back Dalot Upamecano in his top 10. He was also one of only three voters to omit Real Madrid striker Kylian Mbappe from his top 10. Greechan’s Ballon d’Or top 10 in full: 🥇 Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🥈 Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 🥉 Rodri 🇪🇸 4️⃣ Fabian Ruiz 🇪🇸 5️⃣ Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 6️⃣ Dayot Upamecano 🇫🇷 7️⃣ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 8️⃣ Marc Cucurella 🇪🇸 9️⃣ Ferran Torres 🇪🇸 🔟 Lionel Messi 🇦🇷
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#Scotswatch
Oswalds Bar (@OswaldsBar) profile pictureOswalds Bar
@OswaldsBarOct 30
We've told this 'Nun on the Run' this is the wrong bar..the Gallowgate is only 10 minutes away 🤣 Tonight's Halloween party has started early #thepeoplespub
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Motherwell F.C. History (@SteelmenHistory) profile pictureMotherwell F.C. History@SteelmenHistoryOct 30
Replying to @SteelmenNews
The first competitive goal scored by Barcelona was scored by George Girvan from Dalziel, Motherwell. Here is his record from Barcelona’s own archives.
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80,000 people is 0.5% of the entire British adult male population aged 18-65 btw
Neil Roarty (@neilroarty) profile pictureNeil Roarty@neilroartyOct 26
“I was invited but sadly couldn’t make it” - how does this have 80,000 subscribers? I don’t understand paying for tips in general but this is next level stuff
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“I was invited but sadly couldn’t make it” - how does this have 80,000 subscribers? I don’t understand paying for tips in general but this is next level stuff
Mug Punter (@AuditingFrank) profile pictureMug Punter@AuditingFrankOct 26
Scotty tips is now claiming inside info on the Balon dor:
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These are superb @MascotSilence
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First two down already #Scotswatch
Abada-cadabra (@ThePundit_) profile pictureAbada-cadabra@ThePundit_Oct 15
Celtic European bingo time. What you taking?
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Liverpool better watch. LASK are most dangerous when they are 4-0 down #Scotswatch
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Scotland’s Coefficient (@scotlandscoeff1) profile pictureScotland’s Coefficient
@scotlandscoeff1Oct 12
The number 1 ranked player for fantasy football in Scotland picks players that exclusively play for teams in blue. Every single week. His team is called Deacon Blue.
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We must give 70 year olds all the tax money in Triple Lock as thanks for defeating Hitler
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putasinghonit@putasinghonitOct 9
scottish chip shop owners when they see a mars bar #celebritytraitors
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This is one of the weirdest videos ever #Scotswatch
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Scotty (@arghkid) profile pictureScotty
@arghkidOct 8
That Gazza goal vs Scotland is now further from today than Geoff Hurst’s World Cup winner was from Euro 96. Yes. You're old.
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Scotland lose from a winning position and are 3rd in the group and going into pot 3 for Euros qualifying. That is the lowest of the 4 host nations #Scotswatch
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Taken the new manager four games to revert to the old Steve Clarke 5-4-1 #Scotswatch
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JH (@JH37777) profile picture
JH@JH37777Oct 3
“Busy”😭😭😭
JH (@JH37777) profile pictureJH@JH37777Sep 30
There’s a bloke on TikTok who just gets pissed and try’s to see if his wife can tell he’s fucked when she comes home from Work. Men are #class
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Scotland improvements have come because we have started calling up supernatural beings #Scotswatch
Dundee FC News (@DFCnews1893) profile pictureDundee FC News@DFCnews1893Oct 3
How’s he done that then
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