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dav!d🇫🇲

@neldonal

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

 Nashville, TN
instagram.com/neldonal
Joined March 2014
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Gays be using the craziest pictures as memes like where tf you get that from and why is it on your phone ???
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i can be selective too – at Rustenburg, South Africa
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Matthew (@OswaldsTopGuy) profile pictureMatthew
@OswaldsTopGuyAug 11
"One race the human race"
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It’s been years since getting ocean water from sonic and whew
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Parvaneh@toolitformenOct 28
Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
POPTime (@poptime) profile picturePOPTime
@poptimeOct 27
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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if aang killed ozai, the fire nation would have successfully eliminated all air nomads
Brainstorm (@brainstorm_chan) profile pictureBrainstorm
@brainstorm_chanOct 28
Fun fact: Korra would have killed ozai
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Thank god for limes
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Oh I have an idea
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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@SavinTheBeesOct 28
My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
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@DiscussingFilmOct 28
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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Luke@ShinercockOct 28
Update from threads
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaOct 28
me as a detective: ok wait omg
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My plants when I repot them:
valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ (@bugoclock) profile picturevalentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘@bugoclockOct 26
i appreciate the sediment
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Hugo@HugoMashburn115Oct 27
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
valentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘ (@bugoclock) profile picturevalentine (⃔˄𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹˄)⃕੭ु⁾⁾ ༘@bugoclockOct 26
i appreciate the sediment
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slamming your sweaty fartbox into the carseat wearing only a loincloth and speedo probably clammy as fuck yeah I’d not enjoy it either mate
esahc (@49eerfc) profile pictureesahc@49eerfcOct 26
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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IJBOL
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🧍‍♂️@cockonmymelonsOct 27
Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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Not So.@notsoplainjane2Oct 26
You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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kevv@ibetheworksOct 27
trying not to jerk off before going to bed
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@DCHomos (@DCHomos) profile picture@DCHomos
@DCHomosOct 27
Brazilians celebrating Lula’s victory! 🇧🇷
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chromatic.@juhmeerOct 26
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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I thought Chappell Roan was showing out for a sec
Doja HQ (@DojaHQs) profile pictureDoja HQ@DojaHQsOct 26
Doja Cat forgets lyrics during her performance of “Wet V*gina” in San Francisco. 😭
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In another universe: Dresser and equator as Shark boy & Lava girl for Halloween
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 25
Wardrobe & North West as Beast Boy & Raven for Halloween.
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