@nerd_monkey

Exploring all I can, sometimes tweeting. Bsides Seattle Founder, wham - Defcon Goon, Security Architect. pronouns: He/him.

 Seattle
Joined September 2011
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Our organizing crew is still working hard to make sure #bsidesseattle 2023 is awesome. We have over 30 sessions, 4 villages (with their own talks), & 2 workshops! Be sure to pick up your ticket today. #infosec #privacy #seeyouthere #register bit.ly/3Kc2nfb
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Or if you just want the lowdown of the standards in 20 minutes, watch this: youtu.be/-L3DNZtK8lc Understand that legal overreaction earns you a reputation as an org that won’t get amy bug reports in private next time. Hackers will either not tell you about bugs or drop 0day
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Remember this number: 988 Call or text it anytime for quick, free access to the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
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If you are a staff+ engineer & female & have a mentor, help me understand what you ask & get out of the relationship? Not asking about a career coach or sponsor. All I have come up with is to ask about company culture things. #engineer #infosec #womenintech #mentor
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Oh happy day! News of Bsides Seattle 2022: bit.ly/3n2QgFP
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Prevent Hackers from hacking. Remove all F12 keys. #CyberSecurityAwareness
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I don’t know what customer of bug bounty platforms needs to hear this, but your bounty program doesn’t benefit from banning researchers, even if they drop 0day or talk smack about you on social media. A bug is a bug. Even people who submit junk at 1st can evolve into bug killers.
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🌴😎Happy summer everyone! Got any fun plans?? As for me - I'm getting ready to host @BsidesTLV for the 6th time! This year: our event is bigger than ever! Join me in person in Tel Aviv and online, on July 22 - Register for FREE: bsidestlv.com/ 🎉 #bsidestlv
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This week’s lab video premieres in ~15 minutes! In this video, we’ll see how to exploit a Union-based SQL injection vulnerability to determine the number of columns returned by the vulnerable query. youtube.com/watch?v=4aS6j3cB…

SQL Injection - Lab #3 SQLi UNION attack determining the number of...

In this video, we cover Lab #3 in the SQL injection track of the We...

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Those still in have decisions to make. Cabinet officials either #25A or resign. #25A is late, but blocks add'l crazy. Resigning might enable more crazy. Staying = complicity. Other officials can quit or ride it out. My take? Start with #25A - we are in extraordinary times.
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Our Capital was pillaged today, all people involved in #CyberSecurity , especially the government, should take heed to the devices, drives, and access that are now in unknown hands.
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Sister Mary Kenneth Keller was born #OTD in 1913. She designed Beginner’s All Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code — BASIC — with John G. Kemeny and Thomas E. Kurtz, and was the first woman in the US to earn a PhD in Computer Science. 10 PRINT “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” 20 GOTO 10
A photo of Sister Mary Kenneth Keller standing next to an enormous old computer. Image: Dartmouth College

ALT A photo of Sister Mary Kenneth Keller standing next to an enormous old computer. Image: Dartmouth College

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Zerotrust in microservices got you down? Check out the Bsides Seattle 2020 presentation from @tshiralkar , Zerotrust Serverless Applications! youtube.com/watch?v=16uW_HAO…
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Report a security bug to Microsoft: They fix it, look for how they created it to prevent future recurrence, & might even pay out cash & celebrate you. Report systemic issues in gender #payequity & you’re told: #WontFix #ByDesign #Duplicate #FeatureNotABug So I dropped 0day.💪🏼
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So.. you hear this ARM thing.. and you want to know more? Check out the content from #BsidesSeattle speaker @mcohmi ! youtube.com/watch?v=xx0etyyD… youtube.com/watch?v=xx0etyyD…
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Deputies searching for missing 61-year-old man >> kiro7.com/news/local/deputie…
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Replying to @nerd_monkey
Shamelessly stolen from someone elses FB post: "The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is."
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We count ourselves extremely honored to have the illuminating @julesmgmt as the Keynote Speaker for #Bsidesseattle . Can't wait!
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Microsoft: To the cloud! Everyone: okie dokie ...today... Microsoft: O365 and Azure AD are down Everyone: Guess I’m done with work
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Ok @Nandi_Bushell....Round 2! Every superhero needs a theme song. Here’s one for you! Mad props to The Grohlettes for the background vocals.

Round 2!

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