yes im a writer, yes i hate academic writing
yes i hate creative writing
yes i hate reading fanfic and actual books
no i will not write instead of watching movies
yes i will fantasize about ronald and not write him
you genuinely would have to spank me and dunk me in cold water to read fan fiction despite saying i love it, which i do. you would have to spank me to get me to read my book collection instead of skimming it and going "cool line, this is so Ronald"
ive cycled through possibly every ronference au to the point I'm left with modern sub-aus like Family Feud and shit where the question is "what are the most used American cities in film," and Ronald answers "the USA" and everyone claps but Inference is trying to hold it in.
Ronald π retweeted
spooky lovely #nortcest
Havenβt even brushed my teeth yet but I really want Ronald teasing Inference so bad that Inference cums in his pants and it runs down his inner thigh and Ronald mocks him asking if he pissed himself. Send tweet.
Ronald π retweeted
you ever noticed how you can lowkey get away with being a creep towards somebody if both of you are attracted to each other
Ronald π retweeted
Replying to @bisexualbozeman
"the censorship of books featuring black people"
This...IN FACT does not happen. In fact if you feature a white male lead in your pitch or the book you wanna sell the publishers will not take em. They've admitted this repeatedly unless you're already established.























