net prophetess

everything will change for you when you realize that you are your own neglected hamster. enrich your enclosure today.

So tired of being beautiful in my room. Ready to be beautiful in a different room

when fiona apple said “i went crazy again today”… i felt that…

hot girl lit hack: commit wire fraud and go to prison, where you will devote all your time to reading and doing pilates in your cell

i’ve had enough of clean girl. Send in dirty woman

I choose to be an organ donor because i’m evil and i want my evil organs to haunt others when i die

i have a bootyshort farmers tan

happy pride month to all the gay guys i dated

I know what I need. Huge unfuckable pajamas.

Hearing uncensored foul language on reality TV is jarring. I yearn for the beeps of cable television. The genre needs those beeps.

obsessed with meandering around the grocery store every time i shop, staring at things for a long time indecisively as if i’ve never bought food before only to buy the same 8 items as always

“male morality” = boinking anything that moves having standards = Evil

at times, as a woman, you come to. body aching, blinded by fluorescents, stumbling, drowned in the sonic tempest of easy listening. you are in HomeGoods. no memory of how you got there, or why. ohhh wow look they have seasonal tea towels

i am my own horse.

I think I’m getting a contact weed panic attack from this stoner on the train

tumblr fame was so pure because it was extremely rare to "get" anything out of it materially. now, everything is about monetization. the internet is no longer a social space. it's just one big commercial break

a woman’s drafts on x dot com is an ocean of secrets