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sink into you like water for @poeticmemory_ 1 of 3 | 8.2K words | explicit He wants to pick her apart piece by piece until he understands every bit of her and then he wants to put her back together perfectly. His perfect creation. His precious thing. archiveofourown.org/works/82…
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1 more poster for fun
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Galadriel is so multilayered without a bitch in your ear yapping for half an hour about how no one will know her better than a random elf that hasn't seen her in ages and has no idea who she is anymore, certainly not her literal mirror, foil and chief adversary
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SAURON IS THE RING, THE RING IS SAURON. SAURON IS THE RING, THE RING IS SAURON. SAURON IS THE RING, THE RING IS SAURON. SAURON IS THE RING, THE RING IS SAURON.
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The democrats are selecting their leaders at a conference in TWO WEEKS. not in January. contact your reps 🚨!!!NOW!!!🚨 to let them know we DO NOT WANT JEFFRIES OR SCHUMER. instagram.com/reel/DfVLHPzhy…
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well i obviously had no choice but to update this meme
i fear for the tl if sauron is truly referring to galadriel in that s3 teaser scene..
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This is what third world purity culture mixed with radfem mental degeneration does to someone
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that’s right
Republicans had both chambers & could not legislate a basic voter ID mandate Meanwhile, Democrats will pass the Kill All Republicans Act Of 2029 without anyone dissenting
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midterms recap 🧢
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a new contender for the best Robert Aramayo reaction face (sorry brat summer) #trop #rop
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These niggas spent months crying about Ilhan and got 9 new Somalis 😭✌️
In addition to Ilhan Omar’s reelection to Congress, NINE more Somalis were elected to the State Senate and State House across Minnesota, Ohio, and Oregon. I am speechless.
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My maga brother told me he wasn't gonna vote because "republicans got it" and his state flipped blue
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I sincerely apologize for mocking this image in the past Im so fucking sorry
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these are unfortunately the exact conditions for a glee reboot
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.@taylorswift13 you can get a little bisexual with it again now; the coast is clear, you don't have to keep hanging out with brittany mahomes
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SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE
WERE SKIPPING WOKE 2.0, WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO WOKE 3.0!!!!!!!
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arondir don’t go outside pls
what if theo becomes one of the nazgûl and kills arondir
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just remembered this
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The best part about this is that it also heavily implies that Sauron is just as tempted by Galadriel as she is by him and the ring Cause he’s constantly appealing to this shared dominion over Middle-Earth they sought & he continues to do so thousands of years into the Third Age
"The ring is Sauron, Sauron is the ring...her wanting of the ring even in the Third Age, means that some part of her still longs for the pitch he made her."
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Official statement from incoming chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform @RepRobertGarcia:
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deport elon musk, impeach trump, get rid of all this anti trans bull shit, and amend the constitution to enshrine abortion as a human right NOW
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