scotchmistnew 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

My other account @urnewdad42 got suspended and looks like it's not coming back. So if you followed me there maybe considering following here instead. Especially if you're a seller and interested in industry chat. RTs appreciated.

I really want a pair of these

I read somewhere that when a dog sticks its head out the window of a moving car it feels like it would as if it’s on drugs because of the sensory overload and for some reason I think about that a lot

My birthday is 6 weeks away 😭

Can't believe its November tomorrow

This account doesn't hit the same way the last one did

"I know it's a struggle for you baby" "You can take it I know can" "That's my girl!" "Oh gosh look at what you can do" "Does that feel good?" "What a champ you are kiddo" "What's that? Yes you can cum hard" "Now I have some other things to try..."

Thinking about this except it's also my grey beard rubbing against your soaked pussy and scratching your inner thighs.

twitter continues to be undefeated in its ability to make me feel bad about myself

Christmas tree goes up tomorrow idc

Show me how desperate you are and I might let you cum

I got laid off once dressed as Obi Wan Kenobi

Love how Dylan-esque the lyrics are. His voice is incredible. Makes me cry every time open.spotify.com/track/0v0BM…

Ok I'll join in

I’ve never dressed up for Halloween!