Welcome to News To Design Weekly! A fan run satirical online newspaper following James Marriott’s escapades on tour :) Got anything you want to share from the tour like pictures you took, or stories? (can be exaggerated or lies) Email us at [email protected]

Reporter Ed is full of surprises, and found some papers from last years tour, so if you missed out, come find him.

YES, THATS RIGHT. WE’RE BACK. SO BACK, BABY. OH YEAH. OH WOO YEAH.

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See you eager readers at ONO, with a brand new edition!

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In a mad display of narcissism, YouTuber Musician James Marriott has been spotted “licking ice cream cones shaped in his own image”. @storysonstage, worker at the ice cream parlour he was spotted in told us “he snuck in the facial features of Mr Potato Head to put on the cone.”

BREAKING: James Marriott is throwing his beloved cat in the bin.

JAMES MARRIOTT FIRST ACTOR TO BE ANNOUNCED FOR LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA’S UPCOMING FILM ADAPTATION OF DAVE MALLOY’S CHAMBER CHOIR MUSICAL “Octet”. Marriott will be playing the character Henry, and is yet to speak on the topic.

We’re coming back. Happy April Fools! What a funny joke.

BREAKING: JAMES MARRIOTT JOINS LESLIE ODOM JR IN HAMILTON ON THE WEST END FROM JULY TO SEPTEMBER THIS YEAR Marriott told Playbill: “I’m just so blessed to have been asked to perform alongside such a wonderful man, I just hope I can do the role of Table in “My Shot” justice.”

JAMES MARRIOTT ENDORSES TERRIBLE DROUGHTS THAT HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS…..

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James Marriott announces his own exhibition at the V&A Museum in London, coming in Spring 2026!

News To Design Weekly #14 As the kids would say, we are so back! We are also excited to bring in new columnist Otto Marriott, who will be starting his Agony Aunt series next week! More info below.