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Joined November 2021
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Ronaldo fans are happy about an online poll where you can pay and vote multiple times 😭😭😭 these guys are starving bruh
Regarding the BOAT award: • 44 people voted 10-26 times • 300 people voted 5-9 times • 4,665 people voted 2-4 times …and not only were the same fans able to vote more than once, it cost €1 and neither does the winner get any trophy.
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bro what is messi supposed to do of managers, players and journalists love him so much? hes seen as a “god” for them and he himself never wanted any of this bruh
Replying to @ney2maa
I respected Messi until he started robberies in broad daylight
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I wish Messi fans were as shameless as Ronaldo fans, and bragged about him winning bdors with 3 different clubs but nost of his fans hardcore fans, players themselves and managers. He lacks that fanbase consisting of little kids and casuals
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I genuinely don’t understand why Messi gets so much hate from certain Muslim and African fans. The guy literally just plays football, never brags, never puts anyone down, and remains humble despite being worshipped by millions. He doesn’t even talk shit about anyone. What more do people want from him?
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Rank them in order. This is impossible 😭
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bro Messi fans are legit gone from all social media platforms 😭😭 i miss when it was kinda desperate and we used to write paragraphs
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Yo jokes aside tho even if u think Messi “robbed” the bdors in whatever years u think, he was still without a doubt the 2nd best at worst. Isnt that still fkn insane??? Unreal longevity man 🐐
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Messi FC are mad he didnt get his 9th ballon dor, im fkn crying man, what is this greed 😭😭
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39 year old Messi still competing against players in their PRIME. The greatest sportsman of all time without a shadow of a doubt 🐐
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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This is what u fkn get u fkn turtle @KMbappe playing a useless exhibition match to win a fake golden boot and record. YOU WILL NEVER WIN THE AWARD BTCH NEVERRR
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KANE IS TOP 5 STRIKERS EVER
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TOP 5 AT THE AGE OF 39 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
🚨 عـــــاجــــل — رســــمـــيًـــا 🚨 الأسطورة ليو ميسي يحصد المركز الخامس في ترتيب الكرة الذهبية 🌕
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😭😭😭😭
Kylian Mbappe been traveling to Ballon D’or ceremonies for nearly 10 years now just to sit in the cuck chair every time. He begged this time as well, just a sad individual
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Lowest of keys, Kane ranks higher than Lewa in all time ranks now no??
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give him the oscars bro he fooled everyone 😭
🔴⚪️ Die Delegation des FC Bayern ist in London eingetroffen. Neben Harry Kane sind auch Michael Olise, Luis Díaz, Dayot Upamecano und Lennart Karl am Start. #BallonDor @SkySportDE
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Mbappe didnt even get up to greet Kane, he’s mad ah 😭😭
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HARRYYYYYYYYYYTY 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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R9 with the Figo shade 😭😭
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Imagine Messi wins the Ballon d’Or 😭😭
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nuke this page man
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