Neymar é arte. Futebol é alegria 🇧🇷

Joined December 2025
This was genuinely ridiculous 😭
Just remembered FIFA had to change the penalty rule because Neymar hacked it
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By these kind of tweets you'd never know that Neymar was a top 10 in Ballon D'or while Kane was sitting on the bench for spurs academy team at the same age. Before Harry kane had a breakout season, Neymar had 5 Ballon D'or top 10 finish twice with fkn Santos and 3 with Barca.
by these kind of tweets you’d never know that Neymar is only 6 months older than Kane
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Neymar finished 10th in the ballon d’or at 19 while playing outside Europe ahead of Ozil, Sneijder, Thomas Muller, Aguero, Dani Alves, Nani, Fabregas all in their prime. Harry Kane’s biggest achievement is having Twitter lads genuinely compare him to Neymar
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Neymar is the only player in the all time top 3 who’s never been on the end of a humiliating scoreline. Messi got 8-2’d by Bayern. Ronaldo has had multiple humiliations in ElClasicos, at United, with Portugal, Al Nassr… everywhere Neymar? Never. Big game player
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Big game player in the sense that instead of getting those humiliating losses, he steps up, scores or creates, and keeps the game under control till the final whistle. We’ve seen it happen plenty of times against teams Messi & Ronaldo suffered those defeats against.
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Neymar’s only crime was existing in Messi’s era cos tell me how “ Harry Kane” has a ballon dor and Neymar doesn’t ?
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Who has the greater footballing legacy, Cristiano Ronaldo or Neymar Jr ?
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I just know a clueless person like Wayne Rooney would say Harry Kane clears Neymar as a player
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Have a feeling Yamal fans would’ve called out Neymar if Yamal had won the ballon d’or on Monday
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Gotta be grateful for Lamine man, he’s competing with actual footballers. Neymar was competing with “Messi & Ronaldo”
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Things you have to do to win the ballon d’or: Yamal: win the league while being the best player, win the UCL while being the best player, perform at the World Cup Meanwhile, Mbappe:
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Who has the greater footballing legacy, Cristiano Ronaldo or Neymar Jr ?
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Gotta be grateful for Lamine man, he’s competing with actual footballers. Neymar was competing with “Messi & Ronaldo”
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No ballon d’or winner since 2021 has had a better season than lewandowski in 2020, bar Messi
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Gotta be grateful for Lamine man, he’s competing with actual footballers. Neymar was competing with “Messi & Ronaldo”
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Harry Kane is not half the player Neymar was in his prime
3rd best player of our generation. Harry Kane.
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That ElClasico loss hit me so bad man… I used to anticipate hansi flick ball
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Harry Kane is not half the player Neymar was in his prime
3rd best player of our generation. Harry Kane.
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