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Joined January 2009
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Introducing: THE PARADISE LODGE. My next book, now live! This is a fun coming of age story, that descends you into a chaotic ride through 1990's Melbourne, following Sam & Troy as they navigate chaos. I'm so pumped to offer this to you now. Buy now. billyhaddad.au/
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CarlosCam™️ check-in from his luxury kennel:   “Carlos has settled in beautifully! He is eating all his meals well & loving play times with new Friends Archie – Cavoodle, Pepe – Dachshund & Bella – Cavoodle who is his BFF!   Carlos is also being spoilt with loads of cuddles from all the doggy doaters & he is absolutely loving it. He is such a well-balanced, happy dog, we love having him here.”
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Feeling a nasty cold come on as I enter Chongqing. I asked the Auntie at this stall for something with ginger. Out comes this gigantic ass bowl of ginger & pork wontons with a herbal broth.
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Cabin crew do your thing.
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Living the luxury business lounge dream at Chengdudong HSR. Feels like I’m in the back of @DustyPee #DPCentury 🤩
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💦💦💦😎
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Today’s random snack : baby bear from Panda Fadai.
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Alright I’ve seen a Panda. Can I go home now?
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Living my Chinese Cyberpunk dream. Colour grade & music by me.
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Being cruised on the Chengdu metro wasn’t on my bucket list, but I can tick it off.
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Tonight’s random snack is artisanal gelato . Cacao+Mango+Nougatine. Lamborghini for balance:
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New Airline for me. This is what a QF classic award fare gets you 😂
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My local edition of Adidas tees grows. Which one should I get? (The correct answer is both).
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Today’s random snack haul for a Guangzhou shopping spree: 4 shot coconut latte, stinky egg Doritos & a bbq meat pack for lunch. $9.50
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Tonight’s random snacks from China brings this gigantic Mongolian lamb skewer, with a super peppery and potent cumin coating. Plus an apple milk tea with whipped cream and sprinkles. Skewer rates a 9/10 , the milk tea a decent 7.5. Total cost: $3.10
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Totally not posing
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Colonial Starbucks, anyone?
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I’m either about to have the best $4 meal of my life, or waist slimming diarrhoea.
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Today’s shenzhen long haul railway stash: this hilarious can of coconut water.
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I know how much you all love my ‘random snacks from foreign countries’ posts. Here’s the last 24hr haul. The Luckin coconut coffee was fkn incredible! And those spicy wings lays chips had so much flavour I had to brush my teeth twice. Chinese Coca Cola still a 8/10.
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Good morning from Huaqiang Electronic World (华强电子世界)! Anyone need anything?
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Off to buy a GPU farm
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