Funny when bros try to talk to you in the bathroom as if we both don’t have our dicks in our hands
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Cleaned out my entryway closet and discovered that it was only messy due to an abhorrent amount of reusable grocery bags
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Alone in a lyft… Frank tries to make small talk… I reciprocate… he gets distracted and misses his turn… I pretend not to notice… I did
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