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ragebaiting is my love language

usko bata de koyi aankhein yaadon mein khoyi uspe bhi farz hai wafa

India has a chaiwala as its PM because people here have gobar for brains and believe anything they hear against Muslims

zepto is my go to app for ordering chocolates and protein chips. i mean just look at the discount on the 5th item chocolate 😭

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no herd mentality, no cheap weekend thrills. just hard work, consistency and discipline. that's why we don't cry like them later on

1- buying things on emi. aaj tak kuch loan ya emi me nahi liya chahe ghar kharida ho ya kuch aur 2- nobody is going to save you. savings are like a sibling, don’t waste them on impressing stupid people 3- paani wale bhaiya ko ki drinking water jar dedo 😭 4- oats.... oats....

1- bhai why whould i eat ghaas-phus if i have the option of mutton/beef biryani 2- masters 3- staying at home and do my work... baar-baar same city kaun jaye hangout ke liye. jana hai toh out of city/country jaunga 4- it's cringe... coca cola tu 😭

amul protein ice cream is the best thing for us gym freaks

dimag ka dahi kar deti hai subha se he 😭

the difference between a boy and a man who understands islam in reality, not through social media

i believe in being a black coffee guy with an espresso girl