ninja carrie

@manwhohasitall is my favourite account.

GM world. My goal today is to not be a micro manager. I’m leaving everyone alone to do their jobs because I trust them.

Upgraded to iOS 15.6. Why is my swipe up function so jerky now? @Apple

How much time do I need to spend on editing reports? Seriously, this can’t be the bulk of my job right??

Dad: my eyebrows look like a penguin’s Me: penguins don’t have eyebrows Dad: *proves me wrong

@cherylchong you’ll like this thread.

I wonder who this is for. Every employee in the world already knows this, are companies’ decision makers and/or HR leaders reading this? They should.

@DUALIPA grows on me. Sis, your songs are really catchy and I feel so #empowered listening to them.

fastest fingers first, come on.

Louder for the one tech guy working from home.

Serious question; are there non-drowsy instant-active muscle relaxants?

The most precious thing in this world is having a baby that’s not yours fall asleep in your arms. It’s like winning, you know?

I am a #madangel! Everyone can Make A Difference in building the future we want to see. @MADangelsDAO

Okay who’s coming for live minting with us?

@UmbrellaAcad season 3! First of all, Diego’s son 😱. Second, Jayme is 😍. And Five is still Five, but with a hat.

I don’t understand why the world is going backwards. Woke up angry.

I spent so many youth years worrying about how lame I was coming across. And here at @MADangelsDAO we have a bunch of GenZs brave enough to challenge the status quo, put themselves in unfamiliar environments, and speak up — “it’s not lame” they say. xitter.gq/i/spaces/1RDxlgrVzbkJL

Go meet our team! (Can’t be there but cheering them on in spirit)

I’m a millennial, come on at least give me that.

On a train and the Korean aunty next to me just plopped her plastic bag on my lap.