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Replying to @Kibet_bull
Jovias Okumu is his name 🤣,padre wangu huyo ,kitu huwezi mpiga after ametoa hizo nguo za injili ni draft.
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Ronald Karauri is set to vie for the Nairobi gubernatorial seat on a UDA ticket in the 2027 General Election. Imagine a CEO as a Governor...
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“Don’t compare me with William Ruto. I am in another class,” Oscar Sudi claps back at Edwin Sifuna over class two dropout remark
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The only reason this man is making so much noise is because hakuli kwa the current government! Ruto must go but gachietha is not an option! He is suddenly so cleaver but when he was on the table he never said any of this! In 2022 he was too blind to the lies just because they were to benefit him! Same monkeys different forest!
Mr 6 Months, your lies and deception can no longer fool the people of Kenya. Not a minute more, ndugu. Yesterday, I called you out for going to cheat my cousins in the Gusii Nation. Even tomorrow, I know the lies you are going to spread. The only thing you are doing is an old script of memorizing names of villages and roads in Kisii and Nyamira. This is an old tired script you used in 2022. What a horrible playbook! In four years, you have done nothing for them. No roads, no water, no electricity, no airport, nothing. ZERO! All you have are more lies and handouts. RiggyG is not a road in Kisii or Nyamira. Rigathi is not a water project. Gachagua is not an airport. The truthful man is not a rural electrification project. I am sorry you have nothing to tell my cousins. Maybe you should re-launch the cancer hospital you have launched five times, two of them in my presence. Leave DCP aspirants alone, or you will get another egg in the face, just like when you tried to con the widow and children of my late brother, Governor Gachagua. I told you in advance that I would teach you real politics. The half dose I gave you in Olkalou was just a dress rehearsal. I am preparing the full dose to administer intravenously on 10th August 2027. You will not believe the lethargy. It will be cruel, fast and furious. We shall apply a double Olkalou template in all 290 constituencies across the country. You will have no escape route to rig the elections, intimidate any public servant, or misuse our police service or any state agency. For your information, they are also waiting for you. Every time they look at their payslips or try to access medical care, they vow to retaliate at the ballot on 10th August 2027. You shall vacate State House in shame and humiliation. That is my promise to you and the country! Adios!
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I negotiated with Ruto by myself in 2022. Now you want free things from me - Musalia Mudavadi
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I know he already had my vote because of my payslip. But sir, you have the other ghost of my vote that was remaining.
Senator Edwin Sifuna: The govt has no intention of lowering the cost of electricity; they don’t want to take thermal plants from the grid because they are the ones holding contracts for the supply of diesel to those plants.
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Your Dad Hawezi Kusaidia Aki ?
It has been four years since I got my TSC number and five years since graduating from KU. Nimeapply hizo kazi sipati kwani huwa mna apply aje jameni ndio mnapata? Mimi I give up kabisaa hata singesoma🙌
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Na wale wa shiny things wanasemaje? Transparency Accountability Sustainable Development. Agenda ni Katiba.
The World Bank says Kenya spends about 10% of its GDP, roughly Sh1.6 trillion, on public procurement annually. However, in FY2024/25, only Sh410 billion had some procurement information published. (This means about Sh1.2 trillion lacked published procurement information).
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Say "Museveni is an idiot" right now and let's see if you'll ever tweet again. 😅😅
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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Edwin Sifuna had to quote from 'The Burdens' by John Ruganda, to help Sylvanus Osoro clear the cobwebs that has been clogging his brain since he joined the Gov't. Bwana everyone has decided to do the Lord's work with what they have, wherever they are.
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Whether you are buying or selling avoid being in a hurry or being in a rush not unless it’s an ambulance or another emergency service!
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The foolishness that gets out of this person's mouth is just very interesting to me Sasa as the president this is your response to a crisis?
I've never imagined that Kenya could reach this level of stupidity.
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He even mentioned it. Said that he stole money meant for water and took it to build a church
Always thought this is me of the reasons kamwana went on live radio to warn us
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This!
Why did Ruto stop abusing Sifuna instantly
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Since I learned about Cape Chestnut trees, that's what I will be planting in my home instead of Jacaranda.
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Mzae @MutuaAbel hata wewe unaweza kubali deal kama hii?
Fortunately President William Ruto didn't give up. It's happening and it is bigger and better!
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Replying to @iMiaSanMia
I’m a German investor who knows Kenyans well, was living in Nairobi recently for years. They suffer and are oppressed by a literal killer regime. I faced crimes of $300k+ losses in shares & cash, and experienced nothing but incompetence and more so corruption from all government agencies. Nothing works, and it is deliberate to steal money from taxpayers. They are being killed and abducted for speaking up, even I escaped abduction attempt. Do not whitewash the killer regime @FCBayernEN @FCBayern @AFCAjax xitter.gq/hnnsbnd/status/2116003…
A lot of people hear “1 billion ah ok” and don’t understand HOW MUCH that is. [ACTION ASK below] 🇰🇪 KSh 1 BILLION for a football friendly could fund: 💰 500,000 cash payments of KSh 2,000 to vulnerable Kenyans 🏥 One year of stipends for 16,666 community health promoters Meanwhile, 39.8% of Kenyans live in poverty- over 20 MILLION people. Nurses and teachers are fighting for better pay, yet Kenya is reportedly considering spending up to KSh 1 BILLION on Bayern Munich vs Ajax. Who benefits more: struggling Kenyan families or a 90-minute football spectacle? Kenya 🇰🇪 Today two more accounts who can be addressed for impact. One is a journalist with close ties to Bayern: @mano_bonke & the other @iMiaSanMia shares the amount the corrupt government cartel pays for sports washing their image to @FCBayern @FCBayernEN @FCBayernDE xitter.gq/hnnsbnd/status/2115981… xitter.gq/hnnsbnd/status/2115982… More images in comments:
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Kazi imeanza kuonekana hadi majuu!!!!! Na mlisema Mwabili ni mwendawazimu
Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country 🇰🇪
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Planned founders mnaprint mpaka merch pre-revenue waah
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Focus on profits, dia
Tunajua manataka flypast pale Talanta on 5th Jan 👀✈️ Sasa tuipange ama? 😂
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