Neil Barker

Dame Deborah James, bless your heart. Such sad news and thinking of your family tonight. RIP. An amazing lady

I'm bored! Would the Rona please just do one and let me get on?!!

After Life 3, very clever @rickygervais

Boris is such a COCKWOMBLE. Such a liar and so vague. That is all.

Don’t boo the Danish anthem, dumb idiots, COCKWOMBLES – at Theale, England

Oxford Vs Cambridge boat race. All of them are ringers! Studying bullshit for 5 years? Durrrrrrr they’re there to fucking row 🤷🏼‍♂️ what a load of absolute bollocks? What are the crew’s goals? Errr win the race? – at Theale, England

Another boring day ;-)

Bye bye Orange Man, you’ve been SPECIAL DURRRRRR – at Theale, England

EPL no hugging FFS, these overpaid idiots haven’t got a brain cell between them! We are on lock down and these arseholes just don’t get it. – at Theale, England

Premiership players asked not to hug after scoring a goal!? Pity they didn’t think about not going out at Christmas! Bunch of idiots! And someone suggested that they get vaccinated early! – at Theale, England

Good to see loads of social distancing going on around Marine’s ground 👍🏻 Six people in the garden nearest Marine’s goal – at Theale, England

China announces new vaccine? Well you fucking started it! – at Theale, England

16th was embarrassing

Any chance that Laura Kuenssberg can wind her neck in and ask adult questions rather than try and sensationalise the shit storm we are all facing? Probably not! I don’t tweet much but she should shut the fuck up. That is all – at Theale, England

How does that work? Tier 4 surrounding Tier 3? – at Theale, England

Surely Downing Street can get a better internet connection than Boris has! FFS – at Theale, England

Has Boris not heard of a clothes roller? £4 John Lewis, perhaps I’ll treat him to one for Christmas – at Theale, England

You’re graphs aren’t even displayed over the whole screen!

Why is Donald Trump such a prick? That is all. – at Theale, England