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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld. Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
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parece donde fue el funeral del papa de fiona en shrek 2
EXCLUSIVE: Jaw-dropping new photos reveal most detailed look yet at Taylor Swift's wedding trib.al/kc6Q3QE
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Sexiest Man Alive for 2026 is actually Mahershala Ali
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026

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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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Listen to Black women, still.
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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You are lying, just like the many others who keep repeating the same falsehood you are now spreading. This dispute had NOTHING to do with filming. The Winter Park Police Department has released the bodycam footage. In it, the man who called the police tells the officers that the Black boy is very advanced and scores a lot of goals against the five-year-old white boys, as we all saw in the viral video. He goes further. He says he took this three-year-old Black kid off the pitch because he is so good, and the parents objected because they had paid money for their kid to play football. He says the white parents were arguing with the boy’s parents. He even lied to the police, claiming the boy was pushing other children. We all saw the videos. He never pushed anyone. He simply used his brilliant skills to dribble past them. That is what started this, in the coach’s own words, on camera. So why are you lying?
Replying to @Shadaya_Knight
Actually the report was for the parents. They were told to stop recording because other parents don't feel comfortable their kids being on social media. But they refused so they call the police on them, then they made it seem like they called them for the child because that will trend. Now they were getting kicked out so they had to take the boy off pitch because they can't leave and leave the boy behind.
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2. If it's not written down the second it exists, its gone. Every thriving ADHD person I know is externalizing constantly. Notes, alarms, sticky pads. Their brain is for having ideas, not storing them.
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I mean this in the most polite way I can possibly say it, but if you’re voting for republicans because you’re afraid children are getting gender reassignment surgeries, I fear you are the dumbest fucking person on the planet.
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My favorite type of northerner is the NY/NJ transplant who moves down here looking for conservative politics but doesn’t wanna move to the conservative parts of the state, they just move to Charlotte and complain lmao.
The primary reason we moved from NJ to NC was to be political refugees. We decided we shall never live in a blue state again. Democrats are communist tyrants. It was disheartening to vote today and see all the local judgeships and county offices had no Republican candidates. The Democrat runs unopposed! NC has three big problems: Raleigh, Asheville, and Charlotte. We are on the edge of Mecklenburg County, which is where Charlotte is. Definitely not safe here.
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I've seen this guy do this for a couple albums and his ratings are always ridiculously high no matter the song which is very endearing because he clearly just loves cotton eye joe-ing
maybe it’s bc it’s 2am but this is sending me so bad
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It’s deeply disrespectful to us Brazilians, who spent 20 days mobilizing across the country, standing up to Big Tech and imperialist forces, to credit our victory as a nation to an American billionaire who said absolutely nothing about our elections. Delete this shit, @Variety.
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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This is the funniest response you coulda made to that tweet 😂😂😂
Replying to @Atlas_Ace9
ain’t got no change sorry brotha
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Köpeğinin agresif davranıßlarını dĂŒzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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our baby SATURN turns 8 years old today thank you to everyone still listening 🎈
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When HBCUs begin closing their homecomings to outsiders, I don’t want to hear a thing. STOP going to these people schools with your senseless violence.
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