ALT *on twitter*
jessica jones: i bet daredevil cries during sex
matt murdock: wrong. he cries before sex, he cries after sex, but never during sex. during sex he has a fucking job to do
matt murdock: i mean that’s what i hear
ALT *fake tweets*
matt murdock: i swear nothing in this whole entire world smells better than the person you love
foggy nelson: have you ever walked by a cinnabon
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ALT *fake tweet*
foggy nelson: Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
ALT fake tweets
foggy nelson: the opposite of little goody two-shoes would be big baddie bare feet lol
foggy nelson: nevermind i don’t like this post anymore
ALT *fake tweet*
karen page: i said i was thirsty so foggy offered me a sip of his drink. was not expecting to take a sip of mountain dew baja blast at 7 in the morning!