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Joined March 2018
I know this is a joke but Harry Kane is obviously the better player
We live in a world where Harry Kane has a balon dor and Mohamed Salah doesn’t
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Lewandowksi watching Kane win a Ballon D’or for statpadding in the Bundesliga
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We didn’t even beat them at home. We needed a goal of the season contender from a debutant to save a point.
As bad as United are, would Everton, particularly with Moyes in charge ever go there & win 3-0?! Whole mentality would be to sit in and make it hard. The new era of young coaches and clever recruitment has left historic clubs like Everton (and United to an extent) miles behind.
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Battle isn’t ending in January pal
Seeing people already writing us off on here for Thursday. Give it a rest and back the team, we’ve known since the first day of September it was going to be a battle until January so just get behind them and let all the frustration out on the ineptitude of the board 👍🔵
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‘Was weird about him’
Everyone who was weird about him before he’d turned up doesn’t get to
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He went to Israel during a genocide to ‘improve his mental health’. He’s human fucking scum.
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You’re not paying fucking attention then
I don’t understand what United fans are angry about, you’ve been mid table for the better part of 10 years. I don’t see Everton fans having weekly meltdowns.
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Moyes doesn’t want sustainable, smart recruitment either, though. He wants 27 year olds with PL experience who are good at one particular thing.
Everton’s problems go far beyond Moyes In or Out. Being a traditionally big club isn’t enough anymore. Success starts off the pitch: smart, sustainable recruitment, clear footballing strategy & strong leadership. The manager matters, but the structure around them matters more.
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Moyes defenders being forced to invent a guy who doesn’t exist to win an argument is it?
It’s actually hilarious that our clever fans think we have a squad like PSG but Moyes is holding us back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wouldn’t fit at all. He’d be trying to beat his man and shoot.
🚨 Manchester United and Everton are in talks over a possible January move for Marcus Rashford. Everton have already held discussions over a winter deal, although talks remain at an early stage. Rashford could leave United permanently or on loan, with the structure of any deal depending on the finances involved. (Source: @Transfersdotcom)
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Truly one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen
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Why did anyone bother going or watching us then? What’s the point? If we have free rides to lose games when they’re too hard then why fucking bother turning up, ever?
Delusional. With our squad and injuries, what could Moyes have done differently to get a result today? No matter what he did, we were losing today. No manager in history would get a result away at the Champions with that squad!!
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Address me
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I can’t stand him. Imagine his reputation if he wasn’t white… He doesn’t even play well half the time. 2 goals in 26. But yer da coos over him because he’s on loan from a UCL team, went for £100M and wins fouls.
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How quickly ‘no losses in 6’ became ‘2 wins in 15’.
#Everton drop into the bottom half of the Premier League table.
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I fucking hate Cole Palmer. Gets a free PR pass for being a fucking idiot. Shite and overrated as fuck.
PUT THIS THUG BEHIND BARS
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Moyes never does well away at the big clubs.
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Barry alone has scored 14 in this time, by the way. Wingers are constantly given a pass for having zero end product. Especially a certain player that half the fan base has had on a pedestal since he came in, despite being the definition of average, and poor in big games.
Everton Wingers have scored 9 goals total since the start of last season. 7 in open play. It’s 2026 we cant solely blame our Striker for lack of goals….
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Everton Wingers have scored 9 goals total since the start of last season. 7 in open play. It’s 2026 we cant solely blame our Striker for lack of goals….
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Moyes away vs the big 6 is the worst manager ever
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