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Joined July 2013
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I made a Bluesky acc! Handles the same as this one 🙂‍↕️
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When my dad died, I had to get his⚱️ & belongings. Apt staff led us to his unit, & we spent the next 30 mins digging through his stuff, sniffing his clothes & crying on his bed. We got a knock on the door. It was the tenant of the unit. We were in a stranger’s unit. This was us:
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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this being a democratic anthem now
Ella Langley’s ‘Choosin’ Texas’ returns to #1 on US Spotify with 5,000,762 streams following Election Day.
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Adulthood really got me like this
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US senators first meeting
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This is making me so emotional actually. He got to experience this
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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Another reason to read the Inuyasha manga rather than watch the anime is that its infinitely gorier.
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WOKE IS SO BACK
Texas Governor Greg Abbott's account has been suspended after losing to Hinojosa.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not Greg Abbott's official account. Below are his actual accounts which are not suspended. x.com/GregAbbott_TX x.com/GovHotWheels_TX x.com/GovAbbottPress
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oh my god
Democrats won young white men tonight by 17 points, per CNN exits Trump won them *28 points* in 2024
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Loved this stuff as a kid
Micky taking back his place from the villains on halloween will always stay with me🔥
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If I died while raising money for a charity to honor my late grandfather, I'd hope any news coverage would include a link to the fundraiser. It seems like an important part of the story and the legacy I'd want to leave behind. secure.parkinson.org/site/TR…
NYC Marathon runner Rachel Apa dies after collapsing in Central Park two miles from finish line trib.al/vaGtb6A
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Growing a moustache so as to better convince men to get a finger or two up their ass, I have never felt so represented by a politician before.
The Post is right. I'm sporting a mustache this "Movember" to raise awareness of men’s health issues, including prostate cancer. But this isn’t just  (upper) lip service. This year, our administration is investing $4M toward a brand-new prostate cancer center at Kings County hospital in Brooklyn.
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Adam Robinson's company, Retention, creates software that de-anonymizes internet traffic, essentially the type of software that secretly figures out who you actually are, spies on you, and feeds you relevant ads or perhaps things far more heinous. Make of that what you will.
UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting 44-year-old Austin tech entrepreneur Adam Robinson, his wife Helen, their two kids, and two close friends were on the plane Developing rapidly.
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Renewing my lease and not only is the rent increasing but water and sewer are no longer covered 😐
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Where’s a good place to 👀 anime?
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Damn how much daylight they trying to save?? It’s dark as hell.
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Martha Stewart to her PR team rn
Martha Stewart shared photo seemingly dressed up as a homeless person for Halloween. She has since deleted the post.
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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Fascinated with the gay ability to find a drag race scene for every single scenario in their life… it’s truly an art form.
old coworker added me into 80 person ig group chat and i accidentally pressed “follow all”
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JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA AHVOOOOOOOO, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJA TE AMO MÉXICO, NUNCA TE MEDIQUES PORFA
Alguien que tenga la capa podría hacer la cosa más graciosa posible
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I will never top this costume so here’s a repost LMAO
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