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Do not quote retweet this or I will be forced to give people $42.0 or $420! This is not engagement farming, it’s 1am and I’m bored AF and we all deserve a 420 break! Do not quote retweet or you might get smashed with X Money
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I am pretty much the 2nd coming of Nostradamus. Wouldn’t you agree @elonmusk 4 years ago @nodnarbed captured history without knowing
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Starlink is meant for peaceful use only
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Excited about @NASAWebb potential!
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I read a self help book and it only made me tired... a weak is a long time with no sleep.. #nosleepfortheweek
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But what if aliens are naturally blurry...!? 🤔
Strongest argument against aliens
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Getting out of bed after your baby finally falls asleep.
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Elon Musk to Brandon is the Joe Rogan to IPA drinking beard guys.
I’m sorry to all my followers, I haven’t tweeted in a while. Will update soon.
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So far I am at 100% on my NCAA #MarchMadness 2020 brackets! 🤑 @WarrenBuffett
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