Iβm guess Iβm going to be a slutty bowl of pasta for Halloween because I spilled it on my white shirt and tried to wash it off.
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A haunted house, but itβs a grocery store full of everyone you went to high school with.
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American Girl is the best Tom Petty song. Iβll die on this hill.
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This retrograde has totally bitch slapped me with some much needed old life lesson reminders yaβll.
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Yβall commenting on our uneven eyebrows like your balls arenβt sitting there like 0o.
My little 17 pound dog will straight up bite your face off if you get too close to her. And honestly, same.
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If you are awake and value someone as a person, not an object, tell them.










