young hot Christopher Lloyd• they/he• playwright, director, designer• BLM•Professor, somewhere
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pretty funny this used to be THE charlie kirk meme, but now the charlie kirk meme is EVERYTHING
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my novel’s narrator is a sentient waterslide in an Adjuncts-Only Waterpark at the Boston Marriott during MLA, so the formal dilemma was how to render the slide’s orgasmic pleasure as the exploited bodies cascaded down its wet chutes while still being true to the spirit of Boston
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“Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!” going straight into the lexicon
This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!
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if you can’t handle my obese frenchie named Hentai in problematically sexual dog clothes wheezing beside you at brunch you need to find a different Eggslut
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Dead internet theory is real, except for r/meth, those guys are still cooking up some bangers on the reg
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Early on the first day, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed. So she came running to Simon Peter, the disciple whom Jesus loved, and the disciple whom Jesus had done a little hand stuff with,
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(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent
Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go
Me: You're the best. You will win her back
Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best
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I trust myself
I’m hosting a $5,000 intimacy workshop
You pay
I orgasm
The philosophy behind this radical act is complex, nonlinear, queer.
That’s why I’m hosting another workshop for only $700 called “What?!?”
It’s hosted electronically on habbo hotel, and I CANT show up sober.
