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horse girl

@normalnoodle_

Lunchables brand ambassador (unofficial)

 LA → ATX
Joined November 2020
  • Tweets11.1K
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  • Followers4.5K
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Normalize having sex with your friends so they don’t go back to their shitty ex
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yea but my dog could beat up your dog
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this is deeply disturbing
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puzzle and edm saturday btw
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that is, indeed, what she said
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Call me a mechanic the way I smacked the hell out of my dash and the AC came back on
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I have a disgusting attraction to one of you and i’m thinking about trying that therapy where they electrocute you to get rid of it
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Does anyone wanna guess my halloween costume or are we past that
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Can’t even hear the accent over all that smackin
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@wildfreakoutsNov 5
Indiana woman goes viral for her very unexpected accent while giving a whole baked potato review
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@mattjoansNov 4
We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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gave 14 years of my life to this website just for days like this
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I hate gay Halloween cause what do you mean you’re Google Gemini
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Khaleesi🪽@ameliasevenOct 22
I need to be rich for women
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Oh how I love women
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:p@rolysotaOct 14
I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼
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my account is so dead even the bots air my tweets
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acl acl
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I think the pesticides are turning the veggietales characters gay
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i found him
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Do you guys think I can find my ex there’s only 20,000 people here
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Do you guys think I can find my ex there’s only 20,000 people here
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perfect angel@girl__virusOct 7
the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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cumweiser@cumweiserOct 7
i've never been in a situation i haven't at least thought about making a joke in
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