Fun in small doses former blue check
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Girl you can call me Romeo cuz I can guarantee you your family won't like me and after we have sex you're going to want to kill yourself
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speaking as a writer, "barely-disguised fetish" is sort of amusing sometimes but it also seems to function as a sort of gotcha. "hah! i caught you expressing desire sincerely!" yeah dummy. thats what the art is for
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The course of world history would be different if Al Gore had won in 2000 but, even more important than that, America would have had its first "Halloween President"
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In 1962 you could’ve gotten together a group of guys named Mike and started a band called the Mike-rophones and you could’ve had the biggest hit in America for six months but then the Beatles went and ruined all that
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
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seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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Gunn gave away the game here. He’s only greenlighting projects that would artificially increase the value of his graded comic slabs. Insider trading at the highest level
It’s one thing to watch someone become a monster, but another to feel everything that person is losing along the way. Tom Rhys Harries gives an astounding performance in Clayface, bringing an emotional weight to the horror in a way that feels incredibly personal. Happy anniversary to Matt Hagen, who debuted in DETECTIVE COMICS #298.
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Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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Puppyplay but I scream like a beagle every time you close the hand with the treat in it
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
