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Chris 'Coz' Costello

@notabbott

Hipness is transient. You've got to change in order to be continually hip. -- Vinnie Colaiuta

 Chicago, IL
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Joined February 2009
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Alexandra Petri@petridishesNov 4
Mike Johnson will finally get a chance to catch up on all the breaking news he has missed
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WGN Morning News@WGNMorningNewsJun 22
MUST WATCH! @MarlonWayans shows his feet to @WGNRobin — who we all know has a foot-phobia. 🦶 It did not go well. Watch full interview here: tinyurl.com/29eths9j
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The Onion
@TheOnionJan 9
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars theonion.com/dhs-releases-wa…
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of...

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CONSEQUENCE
@consequenceJan 5
Morrissey since 2012: Concerts Scheduled: 639 Total Concerts Played: 449 Total Concerts Canceled: 111 Total Concerts Postponed: 100 Overall Completion Rate: 70%
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CONSEQUENCE (@consequence) profile pictureCONSEQUENCE
@consequenceJan 5
According to public data, Morrissey has canceled or postponed 211 concerts since the start of 2012 -- roughly 30% of the shows he's announced. consequence.net/2026/01/morr…
Morrissey Has Canceled or Postponed More Than 200 Concerts Since 2012

Morrissey Has Canceled or Postponed More Than 200 Concerts Since 2012

According to publicly data, Morrissey has played about 70% of his scheduled concerts over the last decade-plus

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pourmecoffee
@pourmecoffeeJan 3
Crazy how Congress and fax machines used to be used for important things.
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pourmecoffee
@pourmecoffee22 Dec 2025
Replying to @60Minutes
I think you mean 'The Donald J. Trump CECOT"
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Fulham Football Club
@FulhamFC15 Dec 2025
"That ball has gone to AFCON before us!" 🤣
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Mike Bird
@Birdyword5 Dec 2025
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Treasury Department (@USTreasury) profile pictureTreasury Department
@USTreasury5 Dec 2025
U.S. Treasuries are having their best year since 2020, and the investors who had confidence and faith in President Trump’s economic policies have been richly rewarded. Never bet against @POTUS or America! 🇺🇸
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Higher total returns in long-term treasuries come from lower long-term treasury rates (treasurydirect.gov/marketable-sec…), indicating that the market thinks the Fed will keep rates lower in the future. The Fed lowers rates during recessions (investopedia.com/ask/answers/10…), so higher long-term treasury prices are a recession indicator newyorkfed.org/medialibrary/m… grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…
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Daniel W. Drezner
@dandrezner28 Nov 2025
The genius of the America is that people from all parts of the globe come here and become enthusiastic Americans. This has been true for every wave of mass migration. Miller not comprehending this is on par with RFK Jr. refusing to believe vaccines work.
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenM28 Nov 2025
This is the great lie of mass migration. You are not just importing individuals. You are importing societies. No magic transformation occurs when failed states cross borders. At scale, migrants and their descendants recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.
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Chicago Bars
@chicagobars30 Oct 2025
To give you all an idea of how fucking insulting this $25M buyout “offer” on Soldier Field lease from the Chicago Bears is…the @ChicagoFire agreed to pay Bridgeview $65M - aka $40,000,000 more than the Bears offer - to get out of their lease. Bears leaders are cheap AND dumb.
Justin Laurence (@jus10chi) profile pictureJustin Laurence@jus10chi30 Oct 2025
New: In a letter to lawmakers, the Chicago Bears proposed a one-time $25M payment to benefit Chicago to help soften the opposition to their potential move to Arlington Heights. The $25M sum is far less than the $534M outstanding debt tied to Solider Field renovations.
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Sonny Bunch
@SonnyBunch22 Oct 2025
Bite—and I cannot stress this enough—my shiny metal ass.
Austin Rief ☕️ (@austin_rief) profile pictureAustin Rief ☕️
@austin_rief21 Oct 2025
You should never use an em dash in your writing anymore. You will 100% be accused of using AI, especially if its on social.
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WTTW - Chicago PBS (@wttw) profile pictureWTTW - Chicago PBS@wttw17 Oct 2025
The field director for ICE in Chicago is exiting his post and returning to D.C., a day after a federal judge in Illinois demanded he appear in court to answer questions about his agency’s continued use of tear gas in and around the city. to.wttw.com/4nbbJJF

ICE’s Chicago Field Director Abruptly Returns to D.C. After Federal Judge in Illinois Demands His...

Immigrations and Customs Enforcement official Russell Hott is exiting his post in Chicago and returning to Washington, a day after a federal judge in Illinois demanded he appear in court to answer...

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In which the Khan plunders a casino
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Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) profile pictureChicago Tribune
@chicagotribune16 Oct 2025
Gov. JB Pritzker released partial tax records Wednesday showing he and his wife reported more than $10.3 million in taxable income — including more than $1.4 million in income from gambling. trib.al/2rxkLEI
Gov. JB Pritzker and his wife report $10.3 million in taxable income — $1.4 million in gambling...

Gov. JB Pritzker and his wife report $10.3 million in taxable income — $1.4 million in gambling...

Five months before the Democratic primary, Gov. JB Pritzker released partial tax records showing $10.3 million in taxable income — including $1.4 million in income from gambling.

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elbow
@Elbow7 Oct 2025
Monday 6th October. Chicago IL. “Chicago… you’re OUR sunshine!” love elbow x
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David Weigel
@daveweigel7 Oct 2025
As ever, mockery is more effective than "how dare you."
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) profile pictureAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC7 Oct 2025
I cannot believe they aired this and made him listen to it live 😂 I am crying
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Riot Fest@RiotFest29 Sep 2025
The same people who are mad about GWAR are also the same people mad about Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl. Fun fact: Anger increases the risk of heart attack. So I guess what I'm saying is, stay mad bitches.
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Fulhamish
@FulhamishPod28 Sep 2025
Not really sure what a handball is anymore. Matty Cash clearly making himself bigger here and I wouldn’t call that a totally natural position…
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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyo26 Sep 2025
Until this year I thought Ezra Klein was the lead singer of Vampire Weekend
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Daniel W. Drezner
@dandrezner27 Sep 2025
Bookmark and save for 2029.
U.S. Department of Justice (@TheJusticeDept) profile pictureU.S. Department of Justice
@TheJusticeDept27 Sep 2025
.@AGPamBondi: "Whether you're a former FBI director, whether you're a former head of an intel community, whether you're a current state or local elected official, whether you're a billionaire... Everything is on the table."
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The Onion
@TheOnion18 Sep 2025
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.com/trump-spends-en…
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince...

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