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Dhananjay Balan

@notmycommit

Professional key presser. ⌨️ Hanging out on mastodon these days: @notmycommit@tatooine.club https://xitter.gq/t.co/rHpp84DSwE

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Dhananjay Balan retweeted
AWS Identity (@AWSIdentity) profile picture
AWS Identity
@AWSIdentity16 Nov 2022
Configuring MFA is an important step in strengthening your security posture. Starting today, you can add multiple MFA devices to AWS root account and IAM users 🔑 #EnableMFA go.aws/3hPLf4v

Enable MFA Now

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worms cited@christapeterso25 Jul 2022
can u imagine being a web3 person and needing to keep yourself amped on it being the basis of the whole future while every time anyone tries to give even 1 concrete example of something it could do just foam comes out
Tascha (@TaschaLabs) profile pictureTascha
@TaschaLabs24 Jul 2022
Replying to @TaschaLabs
4. Costco Customers purchase store membership in NFT. They can rent out the NFT on 2ndary mkt to others who want access to Costco discounts but don’t shop frequently. Members get rental incomes. Costco gets more customers.
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Ryan Castellucci@ryancdotorg21 Jun 2022
I am an elite hacker. Me: 😐 wget [URL] Server: 😠 403 FORBIDDEN Me: 🙄 wget -U Mozilla/5.0 [URL] Server: 🙂200 OK
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really nice venue for #clojureD 2022
a lot of chairs in a transparent tent with a sandy floor, open sides, next to a river. A palm tree lies in the middle.

ALT a lot of chairs in a transparent tent with a sandy floor, open sides, next to a river. A palm tree lies in the middle.

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eloop is back! #eloop2022 will happen @c-base 2022-09-24
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Rational brain says this was a logical supply chain compromise, but Galaxy Brain says the ultimate goal of this intrusion was to scare infosec professionals on Twitter off from implementing MFA.
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So I'm officially looking for jobs. I'm mostly looking for Clojure jobs, but I'm also wondering if this is my time to exit software altogether.
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rm
@sprainhill13 Feb 2022
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I’ve already lost half my money.
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Hi @Bumble & @Match Clearview AI is a creepy surveillance company that wants to hook up. They're building a database of 100 BILLION faces and have said they want to partner up with you. Sign our pledge and say no to toxic relationships privacyinternational.org/cal…
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Catherine@whitequark12 Feb 2022
therapist: microfluidic D-subminiature connectors aren't real, they cannot hurt you me: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/article… (via xitter.gq/cursedconnector/status…)
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Image from Catherine (@whitequark)
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cursed_connectors (@cursedconnector) profile picturecursed_connectors
@cursedconnector19 Aug 2021
Do you have a spare moment to talk about our lord saviour, microfluidic d-type?
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Reed Mullanix@totbwf10 Feb 2022
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Cybershell@Cybershell17 Jan 2022
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Joe@alpha_convert3 Jan 2022
If you see this, you know you're in for a wild ride
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tara@proletarat28 Aug 2021
“Can you explain this gap in your resume” yeah I made it in LaTeX and I don’t know how to make the paragraph breaks smaller
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One of 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 one-line fixes
One-line code change with 50 lines of preceding comments

ALT One-line code change with 50 lines of preceding comments

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Jonah ꙮ@jonahedwards24 Dec 2021
Keep Portland Weird
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Nemo@captn3m08 Dec 2021
If you have configured CloudFlare->GitHub Pages for your site and use Flexible SSL - your site is very likely blocked in India. CloudFlare has known about this issue for years, but hasn't taken any action. medianama.com/2016/07/223-cl…
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Nemo@captn3m08 Dec 2021
At this point, setting up a Flexible SSL on CloudFlare should come with a big RED warning that CloudFlare's network is powered by snooping intermediaries. CloudFlare's upstream ISP in India is very trigger-happy with its buggy netblocks, and this has consequences.
Oz (@oznova_) profile pictureOz@oznova_6 Dec 2021
My perfectly benign (and apparently useful, popular) website teachyourselfcs.com is being blocked in India. I'd love any pointers as to why this might be happening and how to get it fixed!
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Srinivas Kodali@digitaldutta3 Dec 2021
This is huge, the US getting spied on changes the game reuters.com/technology/exclu…
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Nemo@captn3m027 Nov 2021
One Foreign Key to rule them all, One Foreign Key to find them, One Foreign Key to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Nikhil Pahwa (@nixxin) profile pictureNikhil Pahwa
@nixxin27 Nov 2021
I had thought this was struck down by the Supreme Court, right? How is accessing a golf course a subsidy? What the hell is an automatic aadhaar access control system?
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