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Asma🦭

@notreallyasma

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Joined April 2024
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Highschool teachers: that shit won’t slide in college! That shit in college:
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One more couple posting they went as fantastic Mr Fox + Mrs Foix and I’ll report both yall and make up cheating rumors
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I want them pantied and sissified #mummatwt #mumma
Critical Lizard (@Moronicmaple) profile pictureCritical Lizard
@Moronicmaple19h
Replying to @Captain_Fubar
You have no clue whats coming do you? You will learn
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Krash@krash_revived23h
Malfoid boss and a mini Malfoid boss and a mini Patriot Anakin and an attitude Patriot Anakin and an attitude
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people on twitter have a fandom for everything like fym you’re on sealtwt?
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The last young sensitive man who believed in romance btw
Eye-Witness (@oculatustestis) profile pictureEye-Witness@oculatustestisNov 1
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alyssa ♡@lyssxxpNov 1
“if you run a restaurant and you make your menu in chatgpt, I want to b*mb your restaurant😁” SAY THAT SCHLATT
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"troons should leave the HOI4 modding scene!"
Fakecel Jugend 🇪🇸🇯🇵 (@FakecelJugend) profile pictureFakecel Jugend 🇪🇸🇯🇵@FakecelJugendNov 1
>TNO devs are officially removing, Burgundy, Atlantropa, Japanese Hawaii and treaty-ports, All of german Africa, The South African war (in Exchange for a border war lmao), The NPP and the german civil war Reminder to never allow troons to get near a dev team ever
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Adult fun fact: you can go to the store and buy a whole slab of raw salmon and eat it on the parking lot. It’s completely legal and no one can stop you.
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Poochi (@Poochisxz2) profile picturePoochi@Poochisxz2Nov 1
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rata@ratavampirudaOct 31
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What did he see
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KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) profile pictureKEEM 🍿
@KEEMSTAR8 Sep 2014
Replying to @sneako
They made Gay Sex legal ? @TheSNEAK0 congrats bro.
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Happy Halloween! 🎃👻🧟‍♂️💀😈
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Happy Halloween Eve to everyone currently also beginning on their costume (floor is comfy)
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Dawid, a 26-year-old gray seal, found his fall spirit by rolling around in fallen leaves at a Polish zoo.
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AAAAAAA SO KYYYUUTTEEEEEEE AAAAAAAA I HAVE A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE SOOOO KYUUUUUUTTEEEEEEE
Splink ʕ•̫͡•ʔ (@splinkthink) profile pictureSplink ʕ•̫͡•ʔ@splinkthinkOct 28
Kyuuuute Mako noise!!!
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“Mom said it’s my turn to post this”
𝐍. 𖤐🫧 (@luvblessingz) profile picture𝐍. 𖤐🫧
@luvblessingzOct 29
She was once a porn star, but HBO gave her the role regardless of her past.
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I’m getting paid good money on this job and I’m walking around like a mess doing Mort and King Julian impressions on Snapchat
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Just to be clear: the job does not pay me to do Mort and king Julian impressions on Snapchat. That is me doing some foolery on the clock.
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