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she/her/elle | real estate, biz consulting & urban planning 👩🏽‍💻 | ENFP | 26

Montréal, Québec
Joined May 2016
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salut la gang
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“I know someone who had a litter box installed at her school.” No you don’t. “I know someone who uses abortion as birth control.” No you don’t. “I know someone whose kid went to school and came home a different gender.” No you don’t. “I know someone who voted twenty times in the same election.” No you don’t. “I know an undocumented immigrant getting free housing, healthcare, and groceries.” No you don’t.
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je comprends pas le hype autour d’olivia dean 😣 it sounds like homesense music to me
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cries in québec :(
i love canadas addiction to creating meaningless stat holidays purely because sometimes its nice to have a long weekend. you can pry august long weekend out of my cold, dead hands
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le metropolis à mtl <3
the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena
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ding ding ding
How come EM's texts were admissible evidence but not the players? How come it matters if they're drunk but not if she's drunk? How come nobody questioned their inconsistencies on the stand? Just a few questions
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Americans are so dumb holy shit lol this is not what was implied at ALL
They're definitely not property of the school or the state
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we all knew that it was never about being pro life <3 thank you for being so honest for once
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juste la scène de la musique électronique à mtl blows a lot of major cities out of the water 🤲🏼
Replying to @handdsom3
Scène culturel et artistique trop petite/casi inexistante Absence d’une vrai scène musicale Pas une ville de sport majeur Par contre, beaucoup de quartier historique et pleins de diasporas, mais c’est rien de particulièrement unique
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Angine de poitrine c’est mon nouveau mandela effect. Pourquoi j’étais CONVAINCUE qu’ils existaient quand j’étais kid je viens de voir que ça a été créé en 2019???
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“Liberating women” from an oppressive regime by bombing a girl’s elementary school and killing 40 children Make it make sense
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le pole dance c’est vraiment un sport extrême (j’ai cassé mon orteil)
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noem retweeted
The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
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. @ScotiabankHelps Hii I’m trying to pay rent by etransfer but I don’t have any bank accounts when I open the app 😵‍💫
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mon ami m’a fait THE BEST compliment ever: “si j’étais sur un quiz télé et que je devais phone a friend pour une question c’est toi que j’appellerais” PARDON my life is done
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You met me at a very Québécois time in my life
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c’est à mon toit d’avoir eu l’update instagram que les reels sont à la place des dms, sorry si je vous rep pas je réalise pas que j’ai des messages 🙂 quand je veux checker j’ouvre reels et je rage quit 🙂
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tw comment tu peux avoir une patiente sous ta garde en urgence psychiatrique et que je dois appeler moi même à l’hopital à minuit pour que vous allez la voir pour l’empêcher de se tuer? je suis complètement dépassée par le healthcare system
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nah the rest of the world calls it bigotry + being american is embarrassing 🤍
What you call bigotry the rest of the world calls nationalism. And it’s ok to love your own country and your own culture. It’s ok to protect it. It’s so awesome and worth protecting that everybody wants to live here except miserable American leftists. Your brand of globalist America last is what’s dying. You think you and your ideas were loved around the world but really it was the unlimited USAID funds you gave to everybody to promote your perverted failed leftist ideas.
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Ça me fait rire les influenceurs qui mettents des photos en noir et blanc quand ils vont chez le coiffeur pour après “reveal” leur couleur de cheveux. No one gives a shit
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might be getting my entire back tattooed soon 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 ahhh
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