Copywriter. Film critic. Erstwhile journalist. 30 Rock quote generator. Student of the Fielder Method.
Spokane, WA
Joined July 2013
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I just escaped BEAU IS AFRAID.
It’s like being trapped in a 3-hour anxiety attack, or a supercut of every nightmare scenario I’ve ever experienced.
It’s blunt, disgusting, crude, pretentious, filled with puerile Freudian symbolism.
Loved it.
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When he said, "Maybe it's time to reboot BIO-DOME," @bigfannypacknrg went "Yeah!"
I don’t know if you guys saw the @TheAcademy Awards last night, but @jimmykimmel poked fun at me in the monologue. I loved it.
But what I REALLY loved is that my old buddies from back in the day, Brendan Fraser and Ke Huy Quan, took home the Oscars!
Never quit on your dreams.
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Love the tradition of critically acclaimed films finally hitting streaming platforms so that the dumbest people on earth can share their takes that further expose their critical incuriosity/general artistic & ideological illiteracy, lol just kidding I hate it
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Rewatched THE GRADUATE last week, and it's wild that a movie like this could not only be the highest grossing film of its year but also this visually audacious.
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Joan Micklin Silver's CHILLY SCENES OF WINTER is very good and very much deserving of rediscovery!
✨ Announcing our MARCH 2023 Criterion Collection titles! ✨ A nightmarish odyssey into the deepest realms of the unconscious mind, a wuxia whirlwind from a master of the heroic tragedy, and a singular anti–romantic comedy from a trailblazing director! criterion.com/shop/browse?po…
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Elvis Mitchell's IS THAT BLACK ENOUGH FOR YOU?!? is my favorite genre of doc - movie clips woven together to support a larger thesis - that's also about my favorite decade of film. Funny, personal, surprising. My watchlist has practically doubled because of it. On Netflix now!
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Me at the start of each year: I’m really going to keep up on all the exciting new albums coming out!
Me, like 2 weeks later: Or I could just keep relistening to all the same old shit and refusing to broaden my musical horizons! 🤗
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RIP Christine McVie, who wrote some of the best pure pop songs of the '70s. This is my favorite. youtube.com/watch?v=v9RoVu9s…
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Really loved THE FABELMANS.
Spielberg reimagines his childhood as a prototypical Spielberg Movie: A big, earnest, sometimes corny slice of Americana that also considers how film itself distorts memory in its search for the emotional truth.
His best and most personal in years.
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