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$BALANCE fell 96% and an $8 credit still holds $8.62 the whole edition raised $977K in september. the whole token trades at $1.05M the crash just walked the artwork back to its receipt, days before bars
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the crash looked like everyone left the chain says about $115K of net selling did it, in a pool that thin 98% of released supply came out in the first three days. since then it's a trickle 196 of 305 auction buyers still hold, down 96%
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on 11/11 bars open bar #1,000 costs 1,000 $BALANCE, about $20, and you can melt it back after the close a jack butcher work with its deposit inside the math and what would prove me wrong: xitter.gq/nukekevdev/status/2118… CA: 0x3620540c994433D7B4a628C46d2ED5F92572eA07 i hold some
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nobody reads my tweets, which makes this the perfect place to run experiments new format every post, same mints and onchain stuff follow to see what works. mostly what doesn't
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$1WIN update. i told you to watch a whale and two $1M wallets. i can't count. there were five. four of them sent their refunds to the whale.
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oct 29: one wallet funds six others with $5.9M nov 3: $5.8M lands on the whale in 3 minutes nov 4: $7.8M leaves for what looks like an exchange
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the median wallet in this sale got about $13 of tokens. the whale flipped its $124K bag the same day for $216K, then collected 6.39M more from the others. one $1M wallet still hasn't moved a thing. that's the one i'm watching. 4crKbHoyphH621HQZEqRsDqfNdL8EaSXTHfZ1jaLqVcA
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topfloor (@TopFloorFun) just sold out. i've seen this movie. i bought @TheSaudisNFT oil rigs, then $OIL, then put in the rest of what i had. the rig was going to drill while i slept. $OIL fell 5x. the nft fell 10x.
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so i read their whitepaper like i should've read the last one. my rig paid me in $OIL. when $OIL died, my yield died. they say they pay in eth. better. my only exit was selling into nothing. they say you can burn for vault eth. better, if the vault has anything in it.
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but my rigs looked great in week one too. no token yet. no launchpad yet. floor already went from $22 to $16 in hours. it needs ~$32k of token volume a day to pay back in a month. i know how this ends if the volume stops. let's see what topfloor gives.
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i sent one perfect tx. the winners sent dozens of bad ones
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next one: hypest access passes public, 20:00 UTC tonight. 1,354 left, 2 per wallet if it's hyped it goes in one block again. i'll check the blocks after and post who got in
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nobody wants it. ~1,040 left at public, zero race. skipping this one
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a capybara in a hot spring. lofi radio. sakura petals. a little duck. you earn points just for keeping it company ♨️🍊 playable right here 👇 built on Sojo, thanks @jaivin capybara.sojo.gg
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you're buying $CAPY i built the capybara it sits in a hot spring, plays lofi and pays you points for keeping the tab open
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was still writing my sniper when $MHD launched 17 wallets took the entire public curve in 1 second they got in at $42K mcap it's $600K 45 min later i'm still debugging CA: 0xd39142cF605E31988153718fC6487b4d95389eCA
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spent the weekend opening every wallet i've ever made
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the dust was the only thing still worth something and on most chains moving it costs under a tenth of a cent now polygon gas: 260 gwei ethereum gas: 0.27 gwei polygon is still over 20x cheaper. gwei means nothing, dollars do so i swept it into one wallet. the nfts i minted are worth nothing, the dust paid its own gas
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