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it comes out a great and deformed joke

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2009
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One of the scariest things you can see at night is a Dracula
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wdym you’re strip tease daffy duck
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WHY is it so hard for people to understand that earth has 4 corner simultaneous 4-day TIME CUBE within single rotation
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I hate gay Halloween, etc.
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*Kristin Hayter voice* Every golden leaf will be crunched
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They were doing shitposts about birds back in 1907
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slay the spire 2 clicked for me last night
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ケロベロスと仲良くなったアザラシを描きました。
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There's another world where people are happy to not kill birds
hot take: bird glass is terrible and NYC now requiring it in all new buildings is a travesty
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you know the dance music is fire when the only youtube upload is 240p quality
Just got tipped to this 2001 Elting_lieb album by Vincent Jenewein (TG writer, runs Infinite Speeds) for something that the Loidis is clearly drawing from but is not the sort of thing music journalists, especially today, know about. A total dead ringer. youtube.com/watch?v=_iwXXoAQ…
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ailments be damned, I WILL be having a silly weekend
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Spookiest Halloween yet (I need surprise oral surgery)
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I searched "pain" in my phone to find a meme and it showed me a bunch of pictures of my eye full of blood. AWEsome
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I DO want to meet the dog.
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Taking an amount of ibuprofen that would kill a full grown Dutch man within minutes
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Phew... Passed with flying colors 🧑‍🍳
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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A kitchen is always my most comfortable place in any home including homes of others. I know exactly what to do there at any time
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