Happy Halloween everyone! Remember to leave a bowl of gummy worms out tonight so that R.L. Stine visits you in the night and leaves an original Goosebumps copy under your bed as you slumber 馃巸
recovering from this weekend and now I am congested tired slowly regaining hydration and I have to go to work and deal with gaggles of children and lack of funds for trying to get to work woooo
had a dream me and Cora were tryna proposition people for a threesome and then everyone wanted to so we had to schedule a bunch of threesomes at the wedding
tempted to post the ass pic Cora took last night cause my ass looks really great since I鈥檝e been walking a lot more for my commute
Hey so today I learned I really know how to play a harmonica well I feel like I should have known this information I used to play with a toy one a lot as a kid but what the fuck
if any of my friends wanna kiss I鈥檓 always open, friends of friends that find me attractive, also an option
been feeling like a fat fucking chud lately and my loves reassure me that I am not but I get so angry and upset looking in the mirror










