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screaming into the void

Joined January 2021
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numoty@numotyJul 6
Your playlist shuffling “Ode to Mets” to play next after your team suffers a devastating loss
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Yawned after 2 pints before an event.
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The blowout is so bad that ESPN updated the team records on the score ribbon with 3 minutes left. I've literally never seen that before.
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Original phrase alert
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Kendra lust and Lisa Ann have beef?
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Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) profile pictureLisa Ann
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Case closed 😎
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Trans women are the original looksmaxxers
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@reynxbtNov 3
Clavicular met two tall TRANS WOMEN and immediately checked their heels to make sure they weren’t taller than him 😭 “I can’t let the girl height-mog me.”
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Austin reeves
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@ndgojordyNov 6
let me tell you bout my brother tho
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@BrickCenter_Nov 6
Giannis is COMPLETELY lost on defense Bro just running around out there 😭
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Al Michaels tells a "bedtime story" about Tom Coughlin and the Jaguars for more than four minutes during the TNF blowout. "Anyway, there's your bedtime story. Interrupted by an interception, but apart from that." Prime Video then played "Ramblin' Man" into the break. 🏈🎙️
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This guy is an incredible public speaker
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Ravens tight ends are not safety blankets, they’re blankets covered in smallpox
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Woman in France throws water on protestors, so couple above who support the protests throw water on her! Viva la France.
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The Kings being asked in 2023 why they traded Haliburton
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Sidemen videos started looking like slop
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Electra@E1ectraH3artNov 5
Remembering when Karen Bass responded to a citizen asking her to fix a pothole and she made a video of her NOT fixing it and ending it with her buying lunch
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@PopBaseNov 5
Nithya Raman will become the next mayor of Los Angeles, defeating Karen Bass. (via CNN)
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Replying to @cooldudetm
This is the penultimate Sunday strip.
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@mlbelites_Nov 5
Vin Scully tells the story of when Johnny Gomes survived a wolf attack without missing a beat of the play by play. Absolute masterclass. This is my favorite Vin Scully clip.
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Texan chuds reactions to two deeply Catholic politicians getting elected being that Sharia Law is coming
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Big Jugo@Its_KiirbyNov 4
Was beautiful in real time watching this. Then the acknowledgment by Verlander made it even better
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@PitchingNinjaNov 4
2026 PitchingNinja Award for Greatest Final Game by an Umpire. 🏆 Winner: Laz Diaz's Revenge against ABS In his final game behind the plate, Laz went a perfect 4-for-4 on ABS challenges. Then, after he could no longer be challenged, he gave Justin Verlander a strike call off the plate for one of JV's final Ks in his last start. And when Verlander leaves the mound, Laz gave him a salute. 🫡 An umpire going out on his own terms. 😂⚾️
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Put my hard earned money on Luka 30 points and the fat bastard forgot his insulin shot before the game
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