Nurse Rattle

I can make noises you wouldn't even be able to comprehend

When my skin is dry I buy lots of fast food and then rub my hands all over my face

Are minion yams ethical?

Drawing Bart Simpson in 4 different ways for no likes I bet

Here at the clinic we're inventing new ways for men to get pregnant

I just got stuck in a tuba somebody come blow me

The worst part of my job is having to euthanize the patients when they get too old

Double dosing pepto bismol because i'm a daredevil like that

I'm inventing a serum that will give you a tumor

what happens in the buick stays in the buick

Hello neighbor has snipers trained on me at all times I have to watch what I say

Come to my clinic

I have knowledge but I can't share it because verity hid a tracker inside of me

My nephew got squishmallow disease

Who is participating in the poop Olympics this year? I will be providing medical aid.

Who is the legal owner of this tumor?

My butt just fell off bruh im dead serious

Someone just lobbed an apple at my head. These people are murderous.

Just had to tell a patient that they're pibby glitched. God I hoped this day would never come....