Not a Chicken. Just Don't Like Donalds

Now I die happy. I have adored you since I heard “The Girl in 14G”. Thank you.

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Dear @Shopify I need some assistance and it's not coming in the form of your automated system. I've been in the queue for your actual assistants all day but no one has actually picked up. Help?! Lowly wannabe shop keep.

Wait, @JDVance can law enforcement NOT arrest bad guys now?! I thought that was part of their job description. #VicePresidentialDebate

How many school shooters were immigrants @JDVance? I don't think that's the issue. #VicePresidentialDebate

I don't think that @JDVance understands that he needs to be a human being on the television. They forgot that module in the debate training #VicePresidentialDebate

I wonder if @JDVance suit is #MadeinAmerica? His Shoes? His Underwear? His socks?

You got to love when you’re the one that helps name @maddow “America’s Hall Pass” with @sherrieshepherd and @Andy on @BravoWWHL this past Sunday! (Now you know my secret identity)

I forgot I had this app but thanks my love of dogs, cats and country, I am back baby! #PresidentialDebateWatchParty #PresidentialDebate

Trump lost the dog people too! #PresidentialDebate

Trump's latest cookbook 'How to cook in Springfield' #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialDebate2024

Dear @Dyson why did my air wrap die three months after it came out of warranty?! I have ALL of your hair products and I have never been disappointed like this.

@Doordash I placed an order almost 2 hours ago and my food has been returned to the restaurant and then then dasher is "repicking up the food"; I'd like to know when I might GET food. The time for delivery KEEPs changing

I told my husband that I want a #TankDell for Christmas because he cute/compact and get's shit done. #Texans.

@ColleenB123 I'm glad you're back and I'm glad you're growing; I know a lot of people are going to tear you down but know that that there are a lot of people willing to build you up. (even the chickens)

I have toooooo much Halloween candy in chicken coop. Someone please take it away!!

Happy @yitty -versary to my girl @lizzo! She and I love supporting the big gurrrls and Grogu (I got him as a tattoo)

I am your poker queen…won my second tournament last night after falling to short stack several times and having twos be my saving grace! Quack quack!

Do I have any friends that can get me Club 33 reservations for this month? I'm in Disney from 2/23-25th.

Did Alex Murdaugh's Attorney Make A Crucial Mistake? (Pretrial Motions) youtu.be/t9uGDYTyP5k via @YouTube