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Bay area
Joined March 2019
Went to the gym and literally on the first exercise I hurt my neck and now I can’t look left or right
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25
Realizing I’m technically unemployed rn
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91
how it feels when your life is objectively okay but you still wanna kys
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Welp just officially quit my job! Now it’s time to goon crazy style
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Trying to resist the urge to tweet abt every minor inconvenience
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The Invite (2026)
congrats to my neighbor who sounds like she’s having the best sex of her life
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Why did Norma rt this 😭
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2 movies watched again back-to-back today #cinephile
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Jay-Z performing at the Super Bowl next year
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Fr cause now I say it irl when people look like a celebrity 😭
“__________ lost her damn mind”
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Just found out if you have Youtube premium, the creator you watch gets paid proportionately to how long you watch their video so as an act of kindness I will turn on autoplay before I go to sleep tn
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This lady is overstimulating me somebody kill her!!!
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49
Wait I’m realizing I’m actually a cinephile
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The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:
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375
9
5,885
70,842
‘RED, WHITE & ROYAL WEDDING’ has been rated R for sexual content/nudity and language. Starring returning stars Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez.
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Last day at my job!!!
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leaving elon’s body but i miscalculated and still got 20 seconds left
Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
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12,930
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2,188,820
Oh so everybodyy working out triceps today, got it
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45
Was talking to a customer and a small particle of spit flew outta my mouth and into theirs and they made a face but ignored it…
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621
The way I can’t keep a secret for shit
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