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brept

@officialbrept

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 Salt Lake City, UT
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Joined November 2012
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Pancho@mybadbrahOct 26
Dr. Pepper will see you now
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garshmo@garshmoOct 19
Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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eli@humeralheadAug 9
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@NoahKingJrAug 7
Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die
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i lent a guy a vonnegut anthology once & said he could mark it up and he gave it back having given up after the first story & this was all he left me
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Jonathan Fine (@jonathanbfine) profile pictureJonathan Fine@jonathanbfineJul 24
sometimes you can tell from a person’s underlining in a used book that they aren’t going to make it
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Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad
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🎱@pedriiitisJul 11
not even allowed to push someone in the box now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there
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chase@_chase_____Jul 11
my sisters and i got coldstone on thanksgiving and as we were leaving my sister goes “happy thanksgiving!” & the worker looked super confused & was like “what did you say??” & my sister was like “happy thanksgiving?” & they were like “oh i thought you said ‘everything scooby’”
sophia (@pastoralcomical) profile picturesophia@pastoralcomicalJul 9
brother said something and i responded “admirable” and he went “did you say ‘murble’?” why would i say murble
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If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this
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@BiancoDavinciJun 20
Snake Eyewear by GuiFou
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This is how I skittered down the hallway toward my friend when she was on mushrooms
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does anyone know if this will ever feel better lol
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Errai@erraiJun 1
Wearing a tshirt at a concert that just says Music as to not offend anybody
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YBG Don@cocotrescoMay 31
If you die in wordle you die in real life
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the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death
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Akon really opened that Gwen Stefani song with WOOHOO! YEEEHOO!
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(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him
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they're doing this to me tomorrow
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it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion
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