Killamarsh FC

She let us know loads of empty bottles…. Did you loose your lads? Let us know when you’ve got a squad @AfcMens

It appears Elsa left Arendelle this morning to pay a visit to newbold road 🥶❄️ calling our game off…… only place in Derbyshire to be at freezing temperatures @AfcMens

The dinner table is not the only place you’ll find a cracker this christmas @s_baxterr 30 yard strike put killamarsh 2-0 up at the half. A poor second half saw us back at 2-2 before @Adam_Syd winner made 3-2 . Top of the tree at xmas 🎄😏 +3 @ @rangerscsl (A) Talb MOTM 🍻

Dug deep in club funds for this guest appearance from where’s wally tonight. Please don’t leave the doo when you see this tweet claiming “injured” @JJGlover9

The gaffer is here, he just can’t see over the table top

A few festive cold ens for the lads tonight. Some well deserved golden throat charmers for the div 1 title contenders 😮‍💨🎣 & thanks to @Alexstone93 for joining us. Sorry about the glare, it’s our top goal scorers brace @DaveSills 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼

2-2 leveller today @DoeLeaAFC2015 Overall fair result Mix up at the back = an OG - @JamieDamms4 🥴 good play ending on @DaveSills head to make it 1-1 Deflected goal made it 2-1 doe lea. Well recovered from Jamie to score in the correct net. 2-2 MOTM - @AshHotchin 🍻

A very comfortable Big W for the marsh today. 5-1 victory against @rangerscsl on home soil. Game, set & match in the first half….. OG ⚽️ @JJGlover9 ⚽️ @AshHotchin ⚽️ Kiz ⚽️⚽️ Kiz takes MOTM 🍺 Asked gaffer for a summary, still trying to understand it. Fucking borrower

First defeat of the season for the boys. A well battled first div clash. Could’ve gone either way! @ClowneWanderers took their chance, resulting in the 3 points at near on death. ❌ penalty in the dying minutes from @harryrodo you won’t be on them next week MOTM @DaveSills

Solid performance from the lads today. Thumping Barrel FC 8-2 on their turf, chucked towel in early doors & didn’t really wanna know 🤭 Scorers @DaveSills ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ (redemption for last week) @jamessavage7 ⚽️ @CallummWood ⚽️ @Alexstone93 ⚽️ Kiz ⚽️ MOTM @jamessavage7 🍺

A great start to opening day on our new adventure as Killamarsh FC. 3-0 home win against @CCTSFC Solid display from all the boys Goalscorers @jamessavage7 ⚽️ ⚽️ @reececutts2 ⚽️ & @DaveSills….. oh wait, not him. 🥄 MOTM - D.Talbot 🍺

NEWS******* Sabrina carpenter and Killa’s finest Reece Cutts have been “quietly” hanging out this summer @reececutts2 @SabrinaAnnLynn

How’s our little brothers in red feeling? @Killamarsh_JFC #foreverinourshadow

You know Sunday leagues back when @reececutts2 gives away a penalty #anotherone ☝🏼 Defeat on opening day against a strong @DoeLeaAFC2015 side. See you at your gaff. Some good stuff on show with promising signs, MOTM non other than one of our new recruits @Liam_Riley1997

Time for another…… ✍🏼✍🏼 The most unorthodox player you will see☑️ (also has 3 nipples) Banned from driving after 3 weeks of passing ☑️ Attempted to steal a pig from cannon hall farm ☑️ 🐷 You got it! it must be a….DINGLE Welcome @JoshChapp7

Speaking of gingers……. 🍊 Former Scunny & Rotherham player… He unfortunately got dropped for looking like a giant wotsit When the sun shines he’s just one big freckle… We love him already… Welcome Cheese 🧀 @Ryaan_H

He’s come to join his brother, it’s like Phil & Gary Neville back in’t day The only difference with our version ones grey & ones ginger 👴🏼🍊 He can unicycle for miles Loves Chinese, but can you guess where he eats it from? Fave seaside - Grimsby dock Welcome Jord Wilson

✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼 Got a feeling this one is going to be special….. The Sunday league Zidane 😮‍💨 First game and already caused a ruckus 🥶🥊 4 ft 6 & he’ll still win every header Welcome @CallummWood

We’ve been quiet haven’t we…… ✍🏼😮‍💨✍🏼😮‍💨 Single man looking for…. Milf ☑️ Willing to fuck on a building site ☑️ Russian ☑️ Over 20 stone ☑️ Dislikes meyat on bone ☑️ He’s yours 💙 We call him @Liam_Riley1997 They call him Mr Bridget Jones 🤌🏼