@oheeems

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

Joined August 2017
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May Allah make us among the people of Jannah Ameen.
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asekun
@EngrAsekun21h
El Niño wey we dey complain about, you carry money go buy am
CATZ
@catznfaOct 27
Web3 did guys Say your congratulations 🎉
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cat with asthma@Thumblinalina6h
You people will probably crucify me for this, but if I ever have kids, I’ll probably be Cinderella and my children will be the mice😂
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I lived above my means like mad this month 😭
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If you eat just one biscuit, you’ll be converted to Islam 😔
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@1992sFinestOct 27
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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A spine tattoo and a tramp stamp ?
Chizzy🌻
@ayam_ChizzyOct 27
Went to get my lashes done and saw a girl getting a full back and waist tattoo. I just kept wondering, don’t you people ever think about your future selves before making some decisions? 😂
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"Girki adon mace" Wetin do gold?
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Bambi🤍
@BambiAisha21h
And a proper husband should be as obedient as a dog, but I guess we’re both making unreasonable demands.
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@b0yaviatorOct 25
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave
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Timi_@skid_timiOct 27
Deleted the app to concentrate on my exams Now I’m tweeting from chrome
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Independent woman bought the wrong bulbs for her room. It’s been three weeks now and she’s now a bat
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My dad turned on the fan bc he wanted to take tea and I said yes it’s better because of the heat, next thing he said was “toh a kabari Ina zakiga fanka? Daga ke se ke kawai” like hello sirrrrr, how did we get hereeee??? Parents are too dramatic. 😭
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Allah yasa kar mu haukace 🤲🏾
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habiba@444astraOct 26
last to come to office, first to leave. na me.
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Usman Modibbo
@DrModibbo1Oct 26
Wannan ko a Aljanna Burabusco za a rika bashi. Proud of you
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Tinubu’s audacity to run again is genuinely so shocking. are you mad ?
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shona@OfficiallshonaOct 25
This babe got divorced and posted a dance video on tiktok. Someone asked her for a storytime and she replied with: "He wants to marry another wife. He's the one that's polygamous in nature, not me" I screamed!!!!
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I no fit even afford my own self anymore. Chai
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Apc billboards dey always resemble threat. “Expect more” “We are not done” “You will see something you have never seen before” Oginikwa🥲🥲
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madame 🥑@raych_x0Oct 25
i was already the naked neighbor before but with el niño, i fear i will invent something even more groundbreaking.
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At least your cloth go dry. - El Niño
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