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Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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Watch as the littles enjoy another fine table meal .
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neden herkes yaptığı ekmeğe benziyor
Making the perfect sourdough bread is no easy task...
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straight from the smiling friends universe:
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Made my 6 y/o cousin a slushee & he looked me dead in my eyes & said “this is the best day of my entire life”
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Proof that the ocean hides the sweetest little treasures. 🌸✨
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i need to better keep up with local politics. i just learned that the woman from the mtv shows 16 & pregnant and teen mom is running for city council in my district
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You people moan about being lonely and having no genuine connections etc and this is what you do
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eeeeeYUCK lmao i woulda went home right tf then omg
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Canadian girl who emptied her piggy bank at age 5 to donate all $61.38 of her savings to Haiti earthquake victims bought her first-ever lottery ticket at 18 and won $48 million
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yes I can tell you’re going through a breakup by the 15 instagram stories about knowing your worth
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His own grandma
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Mexican kids when they’re acting up in the grocery store and their mom says “that lady over there is going to kidnap you if you don’t calm down!”
The plot twist nobody saw coming. I’m a natural blonde.
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i get all teary eyed thinking about how the only time my sister opens twt is to roast anyone thats being mean to me. i don't even think she realises her account is private and they can't see her replies 😭
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seen this today at the state fair this is too cool
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I do not want to see a single internet micro celebrity in the Girls reboot
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