@okmonkeycry

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Joined May 2019
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Mariè
@p8stie13h
If you really really really need a boyfriend but don’t like any of the men/are out of their league, the best possible method to try is lose your job and become homeless and desperate. This will make your brain release oxytocin for the next guy with extreme efficiency.
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mom
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Oh my god hes retarded
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the israeli left? yeah i sure hope they do
נסיכה חיפאית@shahafbanOct 27
הפנים של השמאל הישראלי
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god this feels so good
tobi lutke
@tobiOct 26
Vote Brad 🇨🇦
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It’s cray how third world Israel is. Just look around.
Sulaiman Ahmed
@ShaykhSulaimanOct 27
Extremist Ben-Gvir and his family arrive to vote.
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Billionaire backed candidate loses to working class candidate
tobi lutke
@tobiOct 26
Vote Brad 🇨🇦
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Being a woman is so hard
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Imagine quiting your job because your boss cheated on his wife.
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A CAT BORN WITHOUT A SKULL UNDERGOES TITANIUM SURGERY AND WEARS A HELMET FOR HEAD PROTECTION ⛑️
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A Russian guy will lose his inheritance gambling and be like “It was inescapable”
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The bandaid on the railing to stop her from queening out
🫀🦇 twy@twygorsOct 25
her first time on the staircase vs earlier today
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Incels got malfoid but fashion got femmerus snape
Hifashion
@HifashionPagesOct 26
BREAKING: Acne Studios taps former Balenciaga artistic director Martina Tiefenthaler as Creative Director
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Congratulations to (oomf) @oliviachow
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mom retweeted
H@hellohalimaOct 27
TORONTO MY CITY I LOVE YOU!!!!! FUCK THAT BALD HEADED BITCH
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What’s up with all the child rape?
Marwan Jaber | מרואן ג׳אבר | مروان جابر
@MarwanjaberrOct 24
I’m from Israel. Ask me anything.
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Replying to @buckadeath
I like Tamara purely because of the deep emotional distress she's causing Hila Klein
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Fuck your small AirBnB business
Carole Mac
@HerbsandDirtOct 25
Airbnb Guests: How dare owners ask us to clean up after ourselves! That’s not our job! Also Airbnb Guests:
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Imagine your husband ruins your marriage for a zoomer wearing a tung tung tung sahur sweater
Lolcow Uncensored
@LCUncens0redOct 25
Ethan Klein says "I've never touched someone like this before" as his wife watches him apply makeup to his Intern/Mistress Tamara 😬👀🍿
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six seveeeeen
🏳️‍⚧️ Michelle Materazo 🏳️‍⚧️@pk2386Oct 25
Daily reminder that 6.7 MILLION Jews were murderer in the holocaust btw.
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Women are monsters
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