multifaceted, meek forest creature

Hecho en Tejas
Joined March 2021
The Mother Goose prints are live in the shop! I also upgraded all other giclée prints that are not Mother Goose or Christmas prints to 30% off, no code needed 🫶🏻 The original painting will not be available at this time because I painted it specifically for my daughter’s nursery. She could be here any day now! 🥹
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So crazy that people are out there getting their eyelids circumcised
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How is it hippos when we have the unicorns
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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Never mind not excited anymore!
Starting to get excited about moving (Not my photos)
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Every time I find something to look forward to husband will say something like “actually I want to be closer to the beach”
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I love how Irish people speak English but it straight up does not sound like it at all. I am obsessed with them
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Starting to get excited about moving (Not my photos)
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Oh yeah, I matched my mug
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Anyways, I haven’t seen enough people talking about the arm.
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Can you hear the music playing? Can you feel the rhythm swaying? This is the sound of dreams come truuuuuue and I can promise you that-
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Another heated parenting/ labor division discourse where I am The Dad in the scenario 🫩
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Okay if you guys are going to drag her at least get her daughters costume right. She is CHIP not MRS POTS
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Also I don’t really see anything wrong with this sorry
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What if for my 30th birthday we booked an Airbnb in broken bow for the weekend but I was the only one with a small child
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Only one of my other friends here at that time had a kid but she was like 13
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Don’t worry guys, husband’s ophthalmologist aunt is coming to look at my eye
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She said it’s an allergic reaction and I got steroid drops
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“What happens if _____ is in lava?” 500 times a day
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You guys should be super thankful you don’t feel like there is something in your eyeball
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I’m putting the animal eye goop in my eye idgaf
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This says for all animals so that means humans too right
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