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If there had been electricity, you wouldn’t have witnessed the spectacular display in the sky because you would have been indoors. He’s a master strategist, after all.
Aubrey Plaza Reveals a Director Told Her to Suck Robert De Niro’s Nipples During Their 10-Hour Sex Scene — But De Niro Wasn’t Having It
Aubrey Plaza: "He's a dirty grandpa, and I'm a dirty... girl."
Jimmy Kimmel: "You have a sex scene with him."
Aubrey Plaza: "Yeah. It was fun."
Jimmy Kimmel: "For you it was fun. Was it fun for him as well?"
Aubrey Plaza: "I can't speak for him. You know, it was a long day. They allotted an entire day for it."
Jimmy Kimmel: "They did, really? How many hours?"
Aubrey Plaza: "Say about nine, a solid nine, maybe ten.
"And there was a lot of interesting stuff that went down. One thing in particular was, the director, who's British, Dan Mazer, who is awesome and I loved him, it was a little bit like we didn't totally plan out the scene. We didn't know how it was going to go down.
"So there were a lot of moments where Dan would call me over and he'd be like, 'In the next take, Aubrey, why don't you suck on his nipples, try that.'
"And I'd be like, 'You want me to do it?' I'd rather not. And then he'd be like, 'Yeah, suck on his nipples.'
"Then I would go and I'd try to do it, and I'd try to get in there and suck on his nipples, and he was like batting me away, and I didn't know if it was in character or not, because you never know.
"Then they cut the camera, and Dan called me back and said, 'Bob does not like his nipple area paid attention to. So, don't do that.'
"And I was like, great, well now he thinks that I wanted to do that."
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Mila Kunis hilariously describes how pregnancy changed her body and gave her "bigger breasts"
"Boy, do these things grow. I don’t know how to deal with them because I’ve never had them... It's a whole new world"
"I always dressed for a flat chested girl and all of a sudden I'm busty, and I'm like, what, check it out"
"Men actually look at my boobs, I've never had that happen before because they're just there"
"I'm just staring so hard at your forehead right now"
"First of all, I needed to start wearing bras, that was a whole new experiment for me. I was like, what are these things that people wear? Now I have to"
"And it looked like Channing Tatum was staring at them... he really wasn't, but it looks like he's busted"
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Sued His University to the Supreme Court and Won ₦20,000,000!
Case: Victor v. F.U.T.A. (2026) 8 NWLR (Pt. 2044) 33
Imagine graduating, knowing your grades were wrongly calculated, but being handed a lower class of degree than you earned. Most students would accept "fate" and move on.
Mr. Adebayo A. Victor refused to back down.
What makes this story incredible? Victor was a layman (not a lawyer), yet he personally prosecuted this case through the entire hierarchy of courts for nearly two decades.
The 19-Year Battle for a 2:1
In 2007, Victor graduated in Mechanical Engineering from FUTA, receiving a Second Class Lower.
Convinced his scores were wrongly recorded, he spent four years begging the university to re-mark 10 specific courses. The university ignored him.
In 2011, he sued. The journey was brutal:
2013: The trial court dismissed his case on a technicality. Victor appealed and won a retrial.
2017: The High Court finally ordered FUTA to re-mark his scripts. FUTA refused and appealed.
2022: Under Supreme Court pressure, FUTA finally complied and re-marked the scripts.
The Plot Twist: Victor was right all along. The independent re-marking officially upgraded his degree to a Second Class Upper. His correct certificate was physically handed to him in open court at the Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court Defends Student Rights
With the degree secured, the Supreme Court turned its attention to the university’s conduct.
Led by Justice Helen Moronkeji Ogunwumiju, JSC, the apex court established a massive precedent:
The Duty of Care: While universities have academic autonomy, they owe a "Duty of Care" to their students. They must provide fair assessments and transparent complaint procedures.
The Penalty: By ignoring Victor for years and causing him to lose international scholarship opportunities, FUTA breached that duty.
The lower court had awarded Victor a mere ₦500,000. The Supreme Court threw that out as too small and reviewed the awards upward:
₦18,000,000 in General Damages for emotional distress.
₦2,000,000 in Litigation Costs.
Total Takeaway: Victor walked away with his rightful Second Class Upper degree and ₦20,000,000 in compensation.
The Big Insight
"Justice is not a fencing game where one party seeks to outsmart the other." Whether you run a university or a business, you cannot hide behind institutional bureaucracy to ignore legitimate complaints.
Huge respect to Mr. Adebayo Victor for his unmatched resilience!
Could you have held on for 15+ years to defend your academic rights? Let’s map it out in the comments!
© Law Parlor
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Casual is out. Authentic earnest passion is in. Relationships. Sex. Friendship. Hobbies.
You have one life.
LIVE IT
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Nigerians making stir-fry spaghetti with fake soy sauce, fake groundnut oil, fake oyster sauce and fake dark soy sauce.
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One thing about pro fighters is that they never want to fight. They know they can k!ll you, that’s why they avoid it.
This guy didn’t want to fight clearly but the other one is a fool, you don’t even know who he is😭
The part he clipped him on the floor and sat comfortably is just too funny to me😭
His wife is also too proud😅😅
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A drunk young woman under the influence of alcohol tried to fight with random men, but one of the dude handles her in a completely new way
























