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Doctor, Vegetarian, Concert Addict, 🇧🇷/🇳🇮 Himbo mayor of Chicago (He/him/they)

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2009
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This made me way too happy tbh. – at Nicaragua
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the racist guy having the lowest income during laning phase, environmental storytelling really
Dude you're interrupting our game
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Honestly yeah kinda wild to see music artists that were synonymous w "overly online trans girl zoomer" blow up and go mainstream. i got male coworkers being like "you ever heard of Jane Remover or Underscores" like yeah i was there when Frailty and Fishmonger dropped 😭
it was genuinely so crazy to witness underscores blowup throughout the entirety of U era
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we melted so much zionist money this cycle
The Israel lobby spent $101.2 million against candidates supported by Hasan Piker in the 2026 midterm election $79.3 million was spent against 9 candidates that won (via @TrackAIPAC)
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Donkey Awaken
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i don’t want to find bipartisan common ground with fascists. i want democrats to take decisive dramatic action to improve the lives of working people and steer the planet away from disaster.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Them: “How did you not see the red flags” Me:
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Yo link cut that shit we need to save Hyru-
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JANUARY 2015???
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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We're entering a new era where before every meme has a TF2 version, and now we're also getting modern memes getting a Deadlock version Valve does it again
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Cows retweeted
Two days POST ELECTION AND LOCAL NEWS IS HOPECORE POSTING CMOOOOOOOOON
City leaders are researching whether an existing 26-mile manufacturing rail line could be converted to carry passengers between Sterling Heights and downtown Detroit.
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Replying to @LHWconnoisseur
stop shoving the madonna whore complex onto lesbians fucking homophobe
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tumblr covered this a decade ago
Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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jon ossoff is anti medicare for all, anti green new deal, pro ICE, and pro israel. he cannot be anywhere close to being the nominee for president in 2028
Do you support the Green New Deal? Ossoff [smugly]: no Do you support Medicare for All? Ossoff [smugly]: no Do you support abolishing ICE? Ossoff [smugly]: no Any poll that has Jon Ossoff or Gavin Newsom as more likely to win a general election over AOC is a junk poll.
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