trying to be patient; please don’t piss me off

Joined October 2011
Fara 💖💕 retweeted
"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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What indrive drivers will show you people in December is currently brewing
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Fara 💖💕 retweeted
I hate sorry ass people Every time “I’m sorry,I’m sorry”yet you keep doing same thing
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Let's even leave the Romeo and Juliet thing, it's actually ugly. I'm not gagged, amazing beadwork but it's ugly.
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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No like pleaseee
who be that 40yr old guy wey dey shout "can u fucking do it my nigga" for outside quilox .
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Fara 💖💕 retweeted
Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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Men do this funny, arrogant thing where they think that they can reserve you for when they get their life together lol.
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Fara 💖💕 retweeted
when i remove my phone from do not disturb and find out no one actually disturbed me
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Celebrity Marriage without any martial problems❤️
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PSA: If you saw anyone that looks like me running through IAD please it wasn’t me I swearrrr
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Someone please release my mom from Tik Tok jewelry live auctions abeggggg
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Can’t believe I’ve birth working since freaking 16!!! Fox Run why would you hire meeee
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Just got home from KPot and BBQ with 3 beautiful girls! Such a wonderful timeeee! Yapped for 5 hours!
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Fara 💖💕 retweeted
Cunt of the year!!!!!
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Shittest shit ever
mon preferer de chez armani
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Fara 💖💕 retweeted
j’ai même pas reçu « salut t’es comme la date d’aujourd’hui » VOUS ÊTES NUL
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Fara 💖💕 retweeted
I will not tell anyone to invite me to their company’s EOY party. It is left to you to make that choice. Go and ask the companies that invited me last year, they are performing better now.
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Funny how the human memory can be so… forgetful.
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Unpopular opinion: I don’t like Asake’s verse on Ikebe 3000 🌝😔🧑🏾‍🩰
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