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criterion closet brain | ½ of the Pink Opaque

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Joined July 2025
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Hi! My name’s Alice. She/they pronouns. I’m a nerdy, transfem aspiring stage and screen writer/director. The link to my short films is in my bio, and here’s a list of some of the movies that inspire me: boxd.it/P8zKk
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Mubi and Tubi’s names are too similar for them to have a ship name. Much to think about
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Why, did something happen?
The upcoming David Bowie biopic, planning to star Matt Hagen, has reportedly been shelved. Source: Deadline
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‘Avengers Doomsday if it was directed by the Russo brothers if it was directed by the Russo brothers’ if it was directed by the Russo Brothers
‘Avengers Doomsday if it was directed by the Russo brothers’ if it was directed by the Russo brothers
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Why did I tweet this
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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It’s a comic book movie man ofc it’s baby’s first genre film
Clayface is like baby’s first body horror film.
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The documentary doesn’t destroy his reputation. He does that himself. At no point does A24, Oppenheim, or Fielder entrap Billy to make him look worse. They give him the platform to be authentic, and his authentic self is a dick.
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One atomic bomb, two coughing babies, and Anora which I haven’t seen so I’ll hold judgement
The 2025 Oscars acting quartet: • Adrien Brody - The Brutalist • Mikey Madison - Anora • Kieran Culkin - A Real Pain • Zoe Saldaña - Emilia Pérez
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If you didn’t laugh at “I know what you’re feeling” “No you don’t” I don’t know what to say to you
they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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Orpheus: Hi Hermes: He is broke Btw
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Does he only say this about Michael Myers or do you think any time he has an especially unruly patient he goes “I diagnose you with Antichrist”
I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
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Alice retweeted
backrooms (2026) dir. kane parsons
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Somebody stop me
A story in 3 parts
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My best friends are in a community college business class and every day the professor tells them some shit like “find a market that needs what you’re selling and sell it to them” or “if you make a plan and do the thing you planned, you’ll succeed”
they really weren’t lying
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A story in 3 parts
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“Grass fed beef” you don’t feed beef it’s dead you MORON you LOSER this is why CHERYL fucked your BOSS
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Life is Strange released when I was like 10 years old and I was immediately hooked. Now I’m almost 21 and I’m seeing the places from the show but real. This is unfathomably surreal
New look images of Two Whales Diner 🐳 🐳 #LifeisStrange
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Criterion flash sale haul
CRITERION'S 50% OFF FLASH SALE HAS BEGUN✨🚀 For the next 24 hours, all in-stock discs are 50% OFF at criterion.com! Shop our curated guide and choose from over 1,300 films, including Box Sets, Criterion Closet Picks, Director-Approved, 4K Discs, New Releases, and more. The sale ends at noon ET tomorrow, October 21.
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90% of Twitter discourse is just two people not talking about the same thing
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The tradeoff of “tv shows are more cinematic and movie-like, but seasons of television take 2-3 years to come out” was not worth it
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