People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:

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Mads · Oct 20, 2026 · 5:16 PM UTC

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@europemaxxedOct 20

Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist

Zian_qut@Gyattrizzler482Oct 16

How it feels to scroll on twitter in public

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awzie · Oct 21, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

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awzie@awzieeeeeeOct 21

this is why you need pervy friends who overshare without even asking

DYKE@Eghogho_eOct 20

I wish it was appropriate to ask couples what kind of sex they be having.

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will ☆ · Oct 21, 2026 · 3:47 AM UTC

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will ☆@virgosmallssOct 21

Claviculars lash tech

😔@juliasfoodtwtOct 21

Clavicular’s lash tech is the best I’ve ever seen omg…… too bad I don’t live in LA

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buymyart · Oct 21, 2026 · 12:48 AM UTC

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buymyart@ibeemakingstuffOct 21

Rich people scam poor people EVERY SINGLE DAY, on things actually needed for survival like food/rent/healthcare—it’s only right for the poor to return the favor!!!

👻 sabreena 👻@aneerbasOct 20

My hot take is I don’t care if poor people scam rich people out of money

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amarii 💞 · Oct 21, 2026 · 3:06 PM UTC

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amarii 💞@sentisttOct 21

beck is a trifling ass hoe 😭 this man could've EASILY said "let's not" JADE WAS NOT CRAZY

CyclesNewness@cyclesnewnessOct 20

Episode 1 of Victorious will truly always be famous like the alphabet improv scene was PEAK TELEVISION

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mr. bitches 🇵🇸👩🏽‍🔬 · Oct 22, 2026 · 4:49 PM UTC

mr. bitches 🇵🇸👩🏽‍🔬@onlytrams9h

crying first thing in the morning man PLEASE

rue 𖤐@pixelsushisOct 22

The first thing he told Sabo when they met was "I let Ace get killed in front of me." He never told any of this to his crew 🥲 He was holding all that in because he is their captain

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TINA SNOW · Oct 20, 2026 · 5:59 PM UTC

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@theestallionOct 20

THIN ICE #TINATUESDAY 🧊 KEEP RUNNING IT UP HOTTIES 🔥

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Tt · Oct 19, 2026 · 2:02 AM UTC

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@Tany_a20Oct 19

Steak 🥩 frites with lemon garlic sautéed broccolini and peppercorn sauce. #Dinner Refresher: strawberry lemonade 🍓🍋

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mr. bitches 🇵🇸👩🏽‍🔬 · Oct 21, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

mr. bitches 🇵🇸👩🏽‍🔬@onlytramsOct 21

the way rue smells like sunshine and flowers im not even joking…. miss maam grooms herself all day cuz shes a pretty gal!!!!

hallow-min@minsessedOct 20

cats do NOT smell like baby powder you guys are just biased cause you own cats...they stink😭😭

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mr. bitches 🇵🇸👩🏽‍🔬 · Oct 20, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

mr. bitches 🇵🇸👩🏽‍🔬@onlytramsOct 20

task initiation and executive dysfunction is prob the worst adhd symptom for me along with feeling guilt and shame for not being more “productive” PLUS feeling like relaxing is a reward for my productivity lol literally no tips/tricks/hacks help me w this problem so im drowning

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